Fantasy Football MVP

🧵 Who I Am, What I Bet, How I Win (and how you can too) 1/ I’m not here to flex fake $10K slips. I’m not here to sell you hope. I’m here to win — and I bet every day. My own cash. My own slips. Everything I post, I ride. 👇 Here's what I’m about:

Malik Nabers broke history last year. Cool. Now he’s being drafted as WR5 in a bottom-3 projected offense. Regression’s calling. Are you answering?

Want my cheat sheet showing exactly which RBs are stuck in dead offenses this year? DM me “RB” and I’ll send it over.

Being the RB1 on a trash offense is NOT a flex. Since 2003, only 5% of them finished top 5. Unless your name is Adrian Peterson or Derrick Henry, you're toast.

If your WR1 plays in a bottom-5 offense, you’re not winning your league. You’re praying for a miracle. Spoiler: They never come. 🧠 Draft smarter.

There’s one thing that separates league-winners from mid: They don’t fall in love with WR1s in trash offenses. They fall in love with points.

Pick 1 of 3 for tonight’s 3-man correlation slip (Mets vs Giants, 7PM ET) 🎯 He’s got the nastiest stuff in the Mets rotation Kodai Senga Under 2.5 Earned Runs Run up the 🔥 if you want more MLB slips ✅ Senga has gone Under in 5 of his last 6 starts and faces a Giants team…

Every WR1 in a bottom-5 offense since 2004: 🗑️ 0 top-6 finishes 🗑️ 3 top-12 finishes 🗑️ 102 letdowns But yeah… draft Garrett Wilson in Round 3 again. Good luck.

RBs in bottom-5 scoring offenses only have an 18% shot at finishing top 12. Elite offenses? 52%. Same position. Same talent. Completely different outcomes. Draft smart. Stop ignoring scoring environment.

You’re not fading Jerry Jeudy because you don’t like the talent. You’re fading him because no WR in the worst offense in football is saving your season.