He Who Must Not Be Blamed (I/Me/Mine)
@MustNotBeBlamed
Dark Lord of Death Meeters & Czar of Russia, Vladimort Vladimirovich Putin (Tom Marvodo Chump Villain) Master of Chess, Judo, War & Parody. #NAFOWizardsDivision
Putin, Medvedev, and Patriarch of Moscow Kirill are all on a plane. The plane crashes. So… who did God save??? Russia!
💥 Russia: Ukrainian strike on an oil depot near the airport in Sochi.
Well, if I wasn't eyeing Poland already... newsweek.com/poland-oil-dis…
Stop me (just try) if you've heard this one... Why does the New Russian Navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see the Old Russian Navy. newsweek.com/ukraine-destro…
We would be walking back our promise to our Afghan allies if this is done. These heroes also risked their lives for OUR troops. We must honor our commitment to them.
This is just the kind of behavior that could put the Babylon Bee out of business. North Korea "proudly" opens mega resort - then immediately bans tourists after bad review msn.com/en-us/news/wor…
Why russia is burning so beautifully 🥹https://t.co/DGEbYfwlDn
America has resumed weapon support for Ukraine. Trump has called for the destruction of putins bridge. Good.
Absolutely support amnesty for the hardworking, otherwise law-abiding migrant workers. Round up and deport the criminals. We must acknowledge the critical contribution migrants make to our nation’s economy.
'INAPPROPRIATE AND OUTRAGEOUS': @SenFettermanPA turns on his own party yet again — slamming @TheDemocrats for vilifying @ICEgov agents who he says are literally following the law meant to keep America and Americans safe.
“He’s very nice all the time, but it turns out to be meaningless,” Trump said. Well... yeah. 😒 msn.com/en-us/news/wor…
💥 Russia: Military production facility hidden inside a Wildberries warehouse, likely a drone assembly line, struck by multiple Ukrainian drones in Cheboksary, occupied Chuvashia Republic. Near Kazan and over 1,000km from Ukraine.
✈️👀 There is unconfirmed information about the destruction of a Russian strategic bomber, from which strikes are being carried out on Ukraine, according to monitoring channels!
An injured Arab Muslim Israeli soldier receives applause and a heroes reception when he’s discharged from hospital. We celebrate life together. 🇮🇱Am Israel Chai🇮🇱
Mr President, your policy towards Russia is not working. While we negotiate, Putin bombs Ukrainian cities. Here is Kyiv today. It is time to change strategy. We and our allies must arm Ukraine to the teeth & we need the toughest sanctions. Putin is mocking you and America.
Last week, Gallup polled only 36% of Democrats are “extremely or very proud” to be American. In the greatest country in the world, that’s just wrong. I’m unapologetically grateful for our nation and the American Way of Life—today, and always. Happy Birthday, America. 🇺🇸
Mystery?!? Who writes this stuff? the-sun.com/news/14625294/…
💥 Epic destruction of a Russian munitions arsenal in occupied Khartsyzk on the outskirts of Donetsk, Ukraine.
Another loyal Death Meater.
💥 'Hero of Russia' Major General Mikhail Gudkov, Deputy Commander-in-Chief of the Russian Navy and dozen more senior officers killed in a Ukrainian strike on a command center in Korenevo, Kursk region.
Sometimes I get jealous. Let Satan get his own hellhole of a country.
🚨🇷🇺 BREAKING: Russia has BANNED the Satanic Temple.