Lisa W
@MsBehavior
she/her. funnier online. fatter in person. potty mouthed do-gooder. pied piper of chaos. if pronouns offend you, who’s the ❄️ ? #GulfOfMexico
It’s the same photo. Had a special celebrity visit at the feeder, @TheSimpsons very own Mr. Burns! Little known fact, Mr. Burns may go by Montgomery but his real name is Chipmunkgomery Burns. 👀
The redemption arc in happy Gilmore 2 is absolutely flawless. 29 years later @AdamSandler recreated comedy gold with a top tier list of cameo appearances, star studded cast and just enough nostalgia to reconnect us to the original masterpiece. What a legend. Absolute genius.
This fucking hold music is making me want to stab myself through the prefrontal cortex with a rusty railroad spike. Holy shit. 30 minutes, 1 minute loop complete with 9 seconds of static; no callback option. Customer service, care and convenience has perished. RIP.
Oh my god, I don’t have the attention span for self serve menus that have more than 3 options. I’ve had to “to repeat this menu” 4 x and finally just hit a random number and hope for the best. All I hear after 10 seconds is an adult from the peanuts cartoon world
🧵TW: SA Can we take a sec to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case? winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews/2… The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of 2" in one breath -cont-
There’s a sentencing hearing id like to attend coming up in the next few weeks in Winnipeg. I know the date, and the name of the person being sentenced, is there a way for me to find the time/courtroom?
Get a bill from UPS, have a handful of questions regarding it, there’s a 1-800 on the bill, in big bold letters saying to call this number if you have any inquiries. I call the number. They can answer 0 questions, and I am redirected to FOUR separate departments; none at that #
A reminder: American citizens/importers pay/absorb tariffs imposed by Trump. It makes the Canadian product more expensive thereby harder to sell, but Canada and Canadians do not pay a penny on Trump’s tariffs. Thank you and good night.
Alrighty @VancityReynolds you need to produce a @Disney movie about the #WrexhamDragons and their ride or die fanbase casting @RealHughJackman to play you, natch. An extra shot of maple syrup rations for you if you land @GordonRamsay to play the role of Phil Parkinson
Just a short 4 months until I get to darken the doors of @wormholecoffee again! It’s been a few years since I’ve been to the Windy City, but one of the first things I do is visit this funky little cafe. My first visit was Sept 8, 2016 and I’ve been hooked since! 🤩 🪱 🕳️ ☕️ 👀
I’m either half an hour early or 15 minutes late. There is no inbetween.
A first for me, stuck at a train with no train. I swear to Gord, I could get stuck at a train when there are no tracks.
