Ballzack the Wizard
@Mrwizeerd
I am Ballzack! The Cresent Wizard of the Solar Moons! 馃寵 (Age: 2527) (Practice: Destruction, Transmutation, Illusion, Runic Enchantmets)
Ballzack's chronicle's: The Hog Saga (pages 1-4)




"We send forth our greatest warriors to aid thee in stopping the murderous red dragon!" The warriors:
Here comes the treasure seeking dumb-asses approaching my tower
Hopefully I can leave my apples here while I'm away without them being eaten... M眉nchfuk the Cruncher:

GhreeGhree, the trader. Reasonablely priced antique rugs and 1990s mood lamps are abound in his shop of gently used wonders!



You can cast Tropical Sea Life through the web during the summer solstice
I keep finding dead and dryed up goblins in my window seals. How are they getting inside in the first place?
Should I make a purchase of an automotive vehicle? What realm holds them? What model of forging do you of the forest recommend?
The Werewolf finally ate that gnome decoy packed with wolfsbane

He just scarfed down an entire tribe of goblins and then looked at me like this

This is what our wizard council meetings always turn into btw