Mr. Shithousery

⚽️ 2025 Match Betting P/L ⚽️ +21.08 units ===================== ⚽️ ‘25/26 EPL Futures ⚽️ Total Bet: $505 CHE - $7,147 (pot. profit) NEW - 8,595 AVL - 1,915 ===================== Dividend Yield ETFs: ULTY Pos. opened: July 2025 Shares owned: 1,000 Tot. invested:…

youtu.be/upukb0i4vi4?si… One of the best vids the Premier League have put out this year.

WNTR Sell-limit order filled. 1,000 shares @ $31.8458. Comment: Have a fun short trade incoming!

Going to be making a pivot… The short-term bear thesis remains intact. However, I’m going to switch from the single-stock ETF approach to multi-stock, so as to mitigate risk. Therefore, instead of a MSTY/WNTR ratio, I’m going to an ULTY/(another inverse) setup. I have an…

It kills me how nobody can ever seem to get this bitch’s name right… 🤣

Re: ULTY I think this has legs…. I’m looking at a 70/30 of ULTY/YQQQ, as I’m long-term bullish. @hgxbitcoin any such cases? youtube.com/watch?v=vCvxOC…

Fun Fact: Did you know the Chrysler brand is down to 2 vehicles? The Pacifica and Voyager. That’s hilarious.

Every night for the past week, it seems, the Asians take BTC down, and the Americans pull it back up in the morning. Just an observation…

Look at that speaker panel! 🤣 Bet you never had that on your bingo card?

⚽️ 2025 Match Betting P/L ⚽️ +21.08 units ===================== ⚽️ ‘25/26 EPL Futures ⚽️ Total Bet: $505 CHE - $7,147 (pot. profit) NEW - 8,595 AVL - 1,915 ===================== Bitcoin/Income Yield ETFs: WNTR Pos. opened: July 2025 Shares owned: 200 Tot.…

ULTY Buy-limit order filled. 1,000 shares @ $6.24. Comment: This ETF employs a covered-call strategy on 15-30 high IV companies, paying a weekly dividend. Risk is mitigated due to this multi-company approach, and therefore dividend size is more consistent. Capital…

⚽️ 2025 Match Betting P/L ⚽️ +21.08 units ————————————— ⚽️ ‘25/26 EPL Futures ⚽️ Total Bet: $505 CHE - $7,147 (pot. profit) NEW - 8,595 AVL - 1,915 ————————————— 🅱️ Bitcoin Yield ETFs 🅱️ WNTR Pos. opened: July 2025 Shares owned: 200 Tot. invested:…

WNTR Buy-limit order filled. 40 shares @ $31.65. Comment: Will look to chill here at 200 total shares, and sprinkle more on extreme pullbacks… Once the bear pivot takes hold, will start building MSTY position. Long-term: Seek a 65/35 ratio of MSTY/WNTR.

RE: WNBA Players I heard the magic words…. Wait for it… 🤣 @hgxbitcoin

⚽️ 2025 Match Betting P/L ⚽️ +21.08 units ————————————— ⚽️ ‘25/26 EPL Futures ⚽️ Total Bet: $505 CHE - $7,147 (pot. profit) NEW - 8,595 AVL - 1,915 ————————————— 🅱️ Bitcoin Yield Products 🅱️ WNTR Pos. opened: July 2025 Shares owned: 160 Tot. invested:…

WNTR Buy-limit order filled. 20 shares @ $31.15. Comment: Will continue to DCA when the price is down AND below my avg. buy price.

⚽️ 2025 Match Betting P/L ⚽️ +21.08 units ————————————— ⚽️ ‘25/26 EPL Futures ⚽️ Total Bet: $505 CHE - $7,147 (pot. profit) NEW - 8,595 AVL - 1,915 ————————————— 🅱️ Bitcoin Yield Products 🅱️ WNTR Pos. opened: July 2025 Shares owned: 140 Tot. invested:…

⚽️ ‘25/26 EPL Futures ⚽️ Aston Villa (profit boost used—$20 max) AVL (total profit): $1,915 Comment: We were going to leave Villa alone for PSR reasons, but this is an exception. DK is offering a 50% boost for $20 max bet. And it just so happens AVL are +8000 on DK—by far…