SelfAwareFatGuy
@MrPatrickDoran
Cincinnati born and raised. Sports and music. Reds. Bengals. Raiders. RedHawks. Huskies. Mountaineers. Metallica. 💙🤘💙🤘💙
I'm at a loss for words. Somehow, I guess it didn't occur to me that Ozzy would actually die. RIP to the Prince of Darkness 🖤
BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne, famed Black Sabbath frontman and heavy metal pioneer, has died. He was 76. Read more: abcnews.link/Gqg3ANm
TITO 2K Congrats to Terry Francona on becoming the 13th Manager in MLB history to reach 2,000 wins!
I didn't think it would be worse than 'Dominion', but #JurassicWorldRebirth is a steaming pile of shit. Just be done with it. #JurassicWorld
Man, if the @Reds reversed their 11-15 division record, they'd be a half-game back of 1st. You gotta handle that shit. #ATOBTTR #Reds #MLB
Someone asking the real questions 😂😂😂
Does anyone else find cucumber makes them burp a lot? Or am I just shoving mine up too far?
One of MLB's grave oversights.
Still not sure why the American League Manager of the Year doesn’t receive the Lou Brown Award. Inexcusable.
Finger lickin' good! #ATOBTTR #Reds #KFC
Andrew Abbott pitched his first career complete game and Spencer Steer had an RBI single in the fifth inning, lifting the Reds to a 1-0 victory over the Guardians. bit.ly/4kBXpcR
Dear @espn, please stop sending me notifications every time @stephenasmith has a thought. I don't give a shit. #ESPN #BreakingNewsBS
It's certainly been my understanding throughout life, especially adulthood. #Music #Ghost #Metallica
Three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. L I S T E N T O A T O N O F M U S I C 3. Death
Each time, I dislike Walter more.
Which TV series have you rewatched more than once?
Hey @Metallica - Are you aware of this??
'We Were So Fortunate That Night' - Family Claims Metallica Concert Plans Saved Them From Car Crash: loudwire.com/family-metalli…
The last two stunk, but I can't quit this franchise. Low-key excited 🤞🤞🤞 #JurassicWorldRebirth
The worst of the worst dinosaurs were left here. Watch the final trailer for #JurassicWorldRebirth and get tickets now. ❤️ this post for updates.
I acted hastily. My expectations were so high because of Tito that when it looked bad early, I couldn't handle it. My apologies, @Reds. You've got the benefit of the doubt from here on out. #ATOBTTR #Reds #InTitoITrust
Fuck this @Reds team. You're losing the entire city in less than two weeks with this sad, pathetic excuse for an MLB roster. I'm sorry I wasted $75 on FDSN. #SellTheTeamBob #ATOBTTR #REDS #MLB
Two years later and still a banger. Go see @Metallica live, folks. We just caught both shows on the 'No Repeat Weekend' tour in Toronto. Blown away for the 9th and 10th times!!! #Metallica #72Seasons #M72Toronto #M72
One of @realDonaldTrump's cabinet meetings. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
This scene from Django Unchained is one of the funniest.
Always be negative and look for every inconvenience possible.
What's ONE thing