joshua

pov: you chose to be a software engineer

Am I the only one who had a crush on bloody mary growing up

The infamous sign

Futuristic lines and soft greens at the Aēsop retail store in Boston

Ate $35 worth of McDonald’s and I’m beginning to see the leprechauns

(in the back of a cop car) lights green u can go

Somebody needs to put my neighbor’s dog down

I love gossip and I love complaining

Retro Americana is making a comeback The newly opened Capital City Diner in Albany, NY

I got a European buddy who’s 6’4”, refined, polite, sophisticated, looks great for his age, drinks blood, loves nightlife, strong, rich, avoids sunlight, and even he can’t find love.

Elevators have been broken at my apartment all week, I’ll tell ya, they really have their ups and downs

How funny would it be if they don’t have warp speed and traveled for millions of years just to get nuked out of the sky

Why would y’all upload your drivers license to an app created 45 minutes ago man 😭😭😭😭😭😭

How did Abercrombie & Fitch fumble Sydney Sweeney

Two hours of sleep I finally rest

A "he's an asshole" under your picture on the Tea App is like bringing an 800 credit score to a dealership.