Hubert Lane
@MrHubertLane
I’ll have a scotch. Make it an egg.
🚨BREAKING: #NUFC have initiated talks with Chelsea FCW on signing 24yo goalkeeper Hannah Hampton. Hampton, hot off her Euros win, is yet to comment but is likely to take any other offer, from any other club. 🤩🥵
100 million bid tomorrow. We say no. 120 million bid on Wednesday. We say no. 150 million bid on deadline day at 23.30 30 mins before the window shuts...we say yes and we have still signed only Elanga. The NUFC way.
Diaz to #FCBayern. Isak to #LFC. Sesko to #MUFC. Wilson back to #NUFC.
🚨 BREAKING - #NUFC are close to announcing the appointment of Ryan Reynolds as CEO and Rob Mcelhenney as sporting director 💣 Let’s hope these two have what it takes to turn things around for Newcastle. 🙏
8 minutes that sum up Newcastle’s last eight weeks… #NUFC
Saved us from relegation. No first team signings for 3 windows. Two cup finals, one Carabao Cup. Two Champions League qualifications. Eddie Howe is the best Newcastle United manager in our lifetime. Penny for his thoughts. #NUFC
Alexander Isak and Hugo Ekitike spotted watching Newcastle get torn apart by Celtic. #NUFC
🚨BREAKING: Hugo Ekitike has said he is flattered by bids from both #NUFC & #LFC but says his eyes are firmly set on #BrentfordFCW women’s team. “I want to be where all the fit lasses are at” (but in French, obviously). Interesting developments! 🤩🥵
