⚡David Angelo⚡
@MrDavidAngelo
Professional Maniac. DM for bookings
My special is perfect. It's only 24 minutes because I think that's the perfect amount of time to watch standup on a screen. I dare you to find anything wrong with it. Watch the whole thing and let me know. youtu.be/LLXiyA-4kRU
lmao it is *impossible* for a government agency to run a business. In the tangible world of physical matter, you can't just lie things into existence.
BREAKING: City-funded grocery store trial in Kansas City has already failed. Shelves are completely empty, food rotten, theft.
Some years ago, I started reviewing cars on youtube. They didn't get many views, but I feel like they still hold up! Here's my review of the Acura NSX, where I also seemlessly weave in mention of the Epstein tapes, Russian collusion, and inflation. Enjoy!
Great review of the Acura NSX! I posted this several years ago-- it's more relevant than ever! 😉 youtube.com/watch?v=vDqoeN…
Trump being blackmailed by the deep state over Epstein is the simplest and most sensible explanation for his reaction/inaction to Russian Collusion. Important to keep pressure on that.
I want the FBI to drag Mueller out of his house/hospice and hit him with racketeering charges. That's bare minimum "justice." Why is Trump and all his hires such a bunch of cowardly bitches? I shoulda been FBI director. You woulda seen flames by now!
I even offered my services! #NothingHappened
Let me come investigate the Russian Collusion hoax
Deductive reasoning ftw 2017 #NothingHappened
Democrats: We have evidence Trump's a Russian spy. Public: SO SHARE IT! Democrats: No, it's, uh, classified. That's not weird to you? Okay.
2018 #NothingHappened
If Mueller clears Trump of Russian collusion, hundreds of journalists need to never work again. Hundreds. There has been no evidence from the get-go and that kind of emotional speculation should not be allowed. Maddow et al. have broken viewers emotionally through her hackery.
2022 #NothingHappened
It's macro-funny that democrats colluded with a Russian to influence the 2016 election, but enough time has passed that no one even cares anymore.
Remember when Mueller finished his "investigation" and then told Congress he didn't know what FusionGPS was? #NothingHappened
When are we going to have the conversation NO ONE seems to want: Robert Mueller had dementia during the Russian Collusion investigation and all the people on "his" team knew it.
2017 vintage #NothingHappened
Russia, DNC, Hillary, FBI all paid FusionGPS to spread Russian intel, which Obama used to get FISA warrants on Trump campaign. It's news.
The ultimate in #NothingHappened
This is the only actual proof the media and the Democrats KNEW they were lying about Trump/Russia. It has 4k views. ...the most rigorous investigative reporting of the past 5 years, from a standup comedian. youtube.com/watch?v=gG7BRl…
Another classic #NothingHappened
Remember how I spent 3 years getting everyone to hate me on here because I was being honest about ""RUSSIA""? These Obama officials were lying to you on MSNBC about Russia/Trump. They admitted under oath they were lying to you about Russia/Trump. Why doesn't that bother people?
Let's go down memory lane if all the Russian Collusion things where #NothingHappened
Not sure why this isn't considered treason. Hillary's campaign advisor meeting in Russia with Putin officials: "I'm in Russia making plans to be adopted in the event this mad man gets elected." The plan was the Steele dossier. Democrats so lucky that Republicans are useless.
Make his home country pay for the trial and incarceration @StephenM @TheJusticeDept @TriciaOhio Stop making me pay for this shit I'm tired
Non-citizen was just arrested for voting in 3 elections. But remember, it never happens.
I'm at a nursing home explaining to a WWII vet that his buddies died so one day a commie would cancel July 4th to protect foreigners in the country illegally. He said "that's what this country is all about!" 🥹🥹🥹🇺🇸
July 4th events in L.A. were cancelled because the federal government would possibly come to take families away. Tell me again who the patriots are?
I had to go through this ridiculous appeals process with the state because a corporation I own wasn't paying unemployment insurance for me, even though, as the sole owner/employee, I'm not even eligible for UI. Meanwhile a school can just hire a foreign thief no questions asked.
THIS IS INSANE. A wanted criminal comes to the U.S. from Brazil on a tourist visa, overstays it, and IMMEDIATELY gets hired at a public school in Washington state working with children.
The best thing that could happen to America is interest rates going over 10%. Let's move to the endgame and see it get spicy.
We are eventually going to have to deal with the fact that a very large % of the population now truly believes someone else should pay for all their stuff.
Coca-Cola changed their recipe because Trump asked them? That's it? Am I the only one who finds this a bigger conspiracy than Epstein?
In a repressive fascist dictatorship, you don't have to make up hoax stories of oppression. But when you're a power hungry leftist using emotional blackmail on a gullible peasantry, you DO need to make things up. There are clear good guys and bad guys in America today.
🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card. Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10…