Paddy Morton
@MortonPaddy
Family, football, music and /// trainers
My day will mainly be fueled by hatred for my neighbour who got their supermarket shopping delivered at 6:40am
I'll always have a soft spot for Callum Wilson, he scored the winning goal when I took my son to his first match cementing his love for the club. However I won't miss my wife banging on about how fit he is all the time 🙄
Callum Wilson. Goalscorer. Thank you for the memories, CW9 🫡
I've always wondered why this song makes me feel emotional, all makes sense now 🥹
It’s 29 years to the day since England lost to Germany at Euro ‘96. And as Wembley emptied that night, the BBC beautifully used ‘Walkaway’ by Cast for their closer. This is possibly the greatest sad montage of all time. 💔
Good player that Eze, he looks well on his way to spending 2 years on the bench at Man City
Outrageous...🤯 What a goal from Eberechi Eze! 😮💨
If Dan Burn gets an England call up I'm getting my boots back out
I can't be the only one that thinks them ON trainers are proper shite. Wouldn't wear them to put the bins out. Them and crocs 🤮
This is my local MP 🤮 this is what happens when people don't go and vote because "all politicians are the same"
An MP has stood up in Parliament and defended your right to fuck your cousin
I've bought this album at least 3 times. Timeless classic 👌🏼
25 years ago today, Dr. Dre dropped 2001. A brief thread: 10 facts What's your favorite track of 2001?
IF you’re easily offended by “bad” language then for goodness sake do NOT watch this. If you aren’t, enjoy! THE TRIP #SteveCoogan
Was not expecting Steve Coogan to pop up in the new Joker movie
The older I get the more I agree with Roy Keane on everything, couldn't stand the man for 20 years
Roy Keane is a man of the people.
It's a weird day in Downing Street today
With all the great footballers this country has produced, how come we are left with Martin Keown and Danny Murphy providing their insight at major tournaments? 🤷🏼♂️
Nigel Farage's Official Reform Campaign Song 🇬🇧🧋
RISHI SUNAK HAS CALLED A GENERAL ELECTION FOR 4 JULY. It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).
My daughter's school just messaged to ask for donations of sellotape. Welcome to #ToryBrokenBritain
People who cut their grass at 9am on a Sunday deserve public execution