Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
Well, Magritte, is it or isn't it? worldofmoose.com/products/magri…
I can draw one of these for you if you like. Postcard-sized, mounted to fit a standard frame. worldofmoose.com/collections/ca…
Scenery. Available on our website, dispatched in discreet packaging. worldofmoose.com/collections/ca…
I post lots of stuff for free, for your and my entertainment. That's the way I've always liked it. I do earn my living from selling my work, so if you feel like supporting me, my cartoons are popular and I draw each one individually; they're not prints. worldofmoose.com/collections/ca…
I don't post much here any more because it seems largely ineffectual. I've been finding the interaction far better on Bluesky with a quarter of the followers. Come and find my there if you fancy it. (I'm not really interested if you don't like Bluesky for whatever reason).
Had a bath earlier. For some reason no water from the taps so masturbated quickly, got out, dressed. Horrible shop anyway. Aggressive staff.
If you run out of dishwater tablets you can substitute an Oxo cube, all your dishes will come out smelling beefy fresh!
I'm not a racist but I do think immigrants are responsible for a lot of the rich, vibrant, dazzling variety of our nation's cultural life.
What is a lizard’s favourite drug? The answer is: mariguana* *Like a cross between marijuana and an iguana Please enjoy your weekend
Monday night, Tuesday morning, Be sure to hide your horse! For who’s that knocking at your door? Clement Attlee of course!
If like me you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember, my door is always open.
Writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There’s a lovely key change at the end.