MonteCristo
@MonteCristo
Esports knight-errant. Demon feasting on fanboy tears. Plundering with the pirate lords of @lastfreenation
Cooking streams returning next week with a variety of different Chinese food! We'll start with a few Chinese-American classics, then a couple Sichuan stir fries, and finish with some more exotic Xinjiang dishes. Links to streams and socials in the reply! Art by @atantalas

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I certainly relate to many of the reasons Travis is choosing to step away from LoL esports and I imagine other content creators feel the same. It does take the wind out of your sails when you see that the people in charge don’t even care enough to update their website with the…
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It’s honestly incredible that Faker has had both longevity and the ability to stay on top. The fact that he does this while staying on one team for his whole career has brought immense staying-power to LoL esports in general. Truly a once-in-a-generation esports player.
𝐑𝐞-𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧, '𝐅𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫' ‘Faker’ 선수가 2029년까지 T1과 함께합니다. 리그 오브 레전드를 넘어 e스포츠의 상징이 된 ‘Faker’ 선수, 전설로 남을 앞으로의 여정도 기대하겠습니다. ‘Faker’ continues his journey with T1 until 2029. With ‘Faker’, becoming a symbol of esports beyond…
It’s crazy that the technology to make Ozempic was somehow lost between now and the 32nd century.
🚨 NEW TRAILER for #StarTrek: Starfleet Academy! The new first-look welcomes Cadets back to #StarfleetAcademy in San Francisco, plus introducing the new Starship - the USS Athena! 🖖 Coming Early 2026! #SDCC
I am still waiting for Riot’s explanation for why they wouldn’t allow co-streaming for a decade, but now it’s apparently a really good idea.
Things are getting TRIPPY on Four Play... because our next arc is PSYCHEDELIC HORROR!! Will you brave the scary and surreal with us? Join @Thorin, @RLewisReports, and @MonteCristo tomorrow for our first review: "Jacob's Ladder" from 1990
I've deeply appreciated NPR for most of my life. However, in the past 8-10 years I have noticed a precipitous decline in quality and a bizarre turn towards special interests and ultra-niche reporting that is extremely distant from objective, big-picture journalism.
I have a very cool idea, guys: Don't participate in EWC.
20 hour flight getting into our hotel at 1am into 9:30am to 5pm content into scrims to stay awake. Be at venue by 11am and be there till like 8pm? Fans should really chill out on bashing LTA teams on this tournament. Just a horrid schedule for all of us really
Taking blood money when you already have enough money for the rest of your life is tiny pp energy. Defending people who take blood money who already have enough money for the rest of their life is microscopic pp energy.