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Carmonte

@MonteCarNUFC

Sanddancer. Words on a screen blah blah blah

Joined September 2024

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 26

Nothing any darts player says or does will ever top that video of Phil Taylor clapping for Boris during covid

JJonny Bravo@JB_NUFC · Jul 26

Nothing any darts player says or does will ever top that video of Phil Taylor clapping for Boris during covid

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · 23 h

Love to watch you bleed out you waste of spunk There's an interaction for you. Cunt.

WWill@NUFCWill1892 · 24 h

EXCL: Understand that Tino Livramento has told the club he’d be open to joining Manchester City. #NUFC #MCFC

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · 23 h

Music hits

EEduard Habsburg@EduardHabsburg · Jul 26

Weeeeeeeeelllll.....

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 26

Imagine this at @NUFC Think of all the emails you'd still get like this

EESPN FC@ESPNFC · Jul 25

American artist Paul Pfeiffer's 1 million seater stadium concept. Imagine 😳

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 26

$250,000 for winning the pool world championships There's about 6 people in the crowd haha

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 26

How old are you? Irrelevant SCUMBAG!!! Hahahahaha

MonteCarNUFC's tweet image. How old are you?

Irrelevant SCUMBAG!!!

Hahahahaha

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 25

Imagine taking twitter seriously hahahah Ppl in QTs are proper bore a fucks

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 25

🚨🍻🍺 Half day finish. Off for 3 weeks. Finished for the day off for 1 + 2 weeks. Off work for just shy of 4 weeks, finished at 12 HERE WE GO CONFIRMED - (@MonteCarNUFC)

MonteCarNUFC's tweet image. 🚨🍻🍺 Half day finish. Off for 3 weeks.

Finished for the day off for 1 + 2 weeks.

Off work for just shy of 4 weeks, finished at 12

HERE WE GO CONFIRMED - (@MonteCarNUFC)

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 25

Keep telling you I won't comment on players in or out til it's done however I want to be the 1st to call Isak an IKEA shagging snake cunt* Oh and fuck ABBA always been shit *if he leaves

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 25

Mackems at work laughing at "suddenly world class striker" Isak leaving and they're "doing business" back in PL

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 25

Read the script Dan lad

SSky Sports News@SkySportsNews · Jul 25

🗣️ "Looking forward to getting Alex {Isak} back when he's fit" Newcastle's Dan Burn says it's important to not lose any player in the transfer window and hopes Alexander Isak will remain at the club.

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 24

Adam P defenders absolutely blow my mind Cunts max estimated earnings are £14k a year And he is a slavering little spastic cunt who's a blemish on the fanbase

MonteCarNUFC's tweet image. Adam P defenders absolutely blow my mind

Cunts max estimated earnings are £14k a year

And he is a slavering little spastic cunt who's a blemish on the fanbase

MonteCarNUFC's tweet image. Adam P defenders absolutely blow my mind

Cunts max estimated earnings are £14k a year

And he is a slavering little spastic cunt who's a blemish on the fanbase

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 24

RIP Hulk Hogan

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 24

Heard he just fainted

BBarstool Sports@barstoolsports · Jul 24

RIP Hulk Hogan. An absolute legend.

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Carmonte@MonteCarNUFC · Jul 24

So you're telling me we can't sign someone who we wanted for 3 years? (Ekitike) 2 years (Trafford) And who's still got 3 years at the club (Isak) But suddenly we are primed for Sesko who we've wanted since half 12 today? Aye no bother

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