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Take a decent picture, sometimes humorous, always more trouble than I'm worth.
Sneakily eating fries out of the bag as you drive the order home from @Braums_IceCream is the contemporary Oklahoma version of "pouring one out for my homies". I will be taking no questions at this time.
Daniel Kramer has passed. His contribution to our perception of Bob Dylan and photography in general is literally immeasurable. A huge loss, but an age defining legacy. 📷
People who think ugly Christmas jumpers are a perfect substitute for a personality have just over 24 hours to finish their Die Hard - Christmas movie? debate and lament the (literally nobody) wanting to ban Fairytale of NY, before they settle down for Christmas Mrs. Brown's Boys.
Don't know how much the bots are paying to have electric car defrosters and diabetic socks show as 40% of my timeline, but I'd bet it's not 44 billion dollars. 🤷
"His virtues else, be they as pure as grace, As infinite as man may undergo, Shall in the general censure take corruption From that particular fault. The dram of ale Doth all the noble substance offer doubt." It was never the booze, it's the poetry. @poguesofficial #ripshane
Remember, the dump is closed today. #arloguthrie @WoodyGuthrieCtr

The word "professional" doing a lot of heavy lifting here fellas. #DENvsMIA #denverbroncos

How did I just find out that William Zantzinger was handed out strongly his six month sentence for penalty and repentance ON THE SAME DAY as MLK Jr gave his speech in DC??? What are the odds? #bobdylan
Tornado sirens going off in Dallas. The number of people tweeting "why are the tornado sirens going off?' does not instill great hope for the future of humanity.
"You are amazed that they exist and they burn so bright while you can only wonder why". #pulp Arguably the most important song of the 90's. Safe travels Steve Mackey.
A nice shot from the dedication of the Blessed Stanley Rother Shrine. #blessedstanleyrother #stanleyrother #stanleyrothershrine #oklahoma instagram.com/p/Co8IS-bp7Cm/…
Next year, when ladbaby presumably do a version of "Smack My Ketch Up" by the Prodigy, can The Smiths be Christmas No 1 instead? If after 5 years we still need food banks in the "sunlit uplands" it seems we are avoiding addressing the real issue. youtu.be/igILhbNWvlk
Remembering @JoeStrummer on this day. Photo by Lex van Rossen MAI Redferns

That'll be the "possible light flurries" then. #football #oklahoma #piedmontwildcats #piedmont #fridaynightlights instagram.com/p/Ck35NsKpOhV/…
Hey @TwitterSupport I follow 2 things here: Bob Dylan and Photography. Every time I'm on here you recommend David Crosby and Crafts. Every time. Every. Time. I press "hide". How do I stop you recommending a singer I don't like and equating my profession with a hobby?