Modern Testament🕊️

Woe unto him that taketh life too seriously in this economy. Welcome to the scrolls of survival, premium tears, and small small joy. Lo and behold, thou art home😌🤲🏽🤍!

🕊️ Book of Realms 4:11 And lo, when he returned from the chamber of relief, he beheld his own self slumbering deep. Thus he knew….either the spirit wandereth or the sleep be sweet beyond the veil. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “It’s me, I’m the ghost.”

🕊️ Book of Scrolls 1:9 When the stars fall and the earth doth tremble, thou shalt not seek prophets, but memes. For lo, in the midst of ruin, the bird app shall still be chirping. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “Rapture or riot, I’m still scrolling.”

You’re allowed to not have answers. You’re allowed to feel lost. Jesus didn’t promise a life without questions—He promised a presence that never leaves. Even when you’re unsure of the way, you’re never out of His reach.

I finally made a financial mistake. I was not supposed to buy that egg roll in the morning.😪

“Messiah” and “Christ” mean the same thing—one is Hebrew (Mashiach), the other Greek (Christos). Both mean “Anointed One.”

You moved into a new apartment. Every time you sleep, you dream of an old woman sitting at your bedside. She whispers: “You took my mat.” You wake up. There’s an old mat under your bed, and you didn’t put it there. What would you do?

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The first time she asked, we were sitting in her small hostel room Her legs were tucked under a blanket, and the fan was humming above us She looked at me and said, “You’ve never told me you love me, you know?” I paused

🕊️ Book of Mischief 9:7 Forgiveness be not for the innocent alone, but for those awaiting thy offense. Behold, I cometh swiftly with chaos in hand…prepare thy heart. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “My own is loading.”

🕊️ Book of Discipline 4:12 Thou shalt not stir, neither make a sound; for in the hour of bedtime, the mother becometh warden and warrior. One “pimm” and thy buttocks shall know correction. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “Sleep or get slain.”

🕊️ Book of Clarity 6:9 And he said, “I don’t really believe in birthdays like that.” Thus my soul departed from his presence, and I knew the talking stage had perished. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “Some red flags wear perfume.”

🕊️ Book of Becoming 2:9 Mourn not for he who lost thee, for thou art a crown unseen by blinded eyes. Somewhere, a soul dreams nightly of thee…rise, and be found radiant. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “The right eyes go see me fine.”

I knew he was lying From the way his voice got too steady From the details he over explained From the way he looked me dead in the eye, like truth could be faked with confidence He didn’t know I already had the truth Screenshots Confirmations

🕊️ Book of Intent 4:6 Thou mayest pour truth like wine into their cup, yet a bitter heart shall still taste bitter. Be real, but know….man shall choose his own mask. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “My honesty won’t fix your pretending.”

🕊️ Book of Reflection 6:2 Thou deletest the image, yet not the self. For in the stillness of thy lens, truth appeared….unfiltered, unbent. Embrace it, for no mirror lies like shame. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “I am not ugly, just unready.”

🕊️ Book of Balance 4:9 Let thy lips speak wisdom even in lack. Say not, “I am broke,” but rather, “I am budgeting.” For even kings delay indulgence to preserve a crown. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “My pockets are resting, not empty.”

I used to be that person who said, “My ex isn’t my enemy. We ended on good terms.” So I kept him on socials Laughed at his stories Liked a few posts here and there Even replied “lol” once when he posted a meme I used to send him

🕊️ Book of Village Fools 2:11 For if Awuah be foolish, this one be folly multiplied. Even the gods weep at the depth of his ignorance. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “Awuah dey disgrace the clan.”