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@Mo_utdred
Manchester United fan ❤
37 year old forgotten striker living in the mountains of china hearing that Man United looking for a cheap striker.
Man Utd rule out a move for unsettled Newcastle star Alexander Isak and other expensive options like Benjamin Sesko and Nicolas Jackson as they struggle to afford a new striker after spending more than £130m on Bryan Mbeumo and Matheus Cunha #mufc
Man United fans when Sir Jim Ratcliffe starts charging fans to use the toilets.
🚨Manchester United are considering introducing a Personal Seat Licence system at their new stadium 🔴Fans would be charged £4,000 - with season ticket cost on top ⚫️Club would be first in PL 🔴Officials say move 'hypothetical' & part of consultation dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
Guys I’m begging you all to follow me on here 😢 I can’t get into my main account for now 🙏
Rashford waking in the streets of Barcelona
MARCUS RASHFORD IS HERE! ✨
It’s too late to say no. You’re in. For life. Devils only. #MUFC || @adidasFootball
It’s too late to say no. You’re in. For life. Devils only. #MUFC || @adidasFootball
People leaving Bayer Leverkusen since Ten hag joined.
🚨 EXCL: Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen he only wants to join Sunderland as club-to-club talks continue. Agreement now in place between 32yo & #SAFC. #Bayer04 asked by Switzerland midfielder to close deal rapidly. Negotiations ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65080…
Sir Jim Ratcliffe when he realizes that he's saving money in Ramadan because Amad, Mazraoui and Mbeumo aren't going to eat breakfast or lunch at Carrington.
UK government when they found out that Bryan Mbeumo has no visa problems.
🚨👋🏽 Bryan Mbeumo, at Carrington for his move to Man United being sealed this weekend as expected.
Bryan Mbeumo when he finds the piano from Alexis Sanchez at Carrington.
Carrington security when they are waiting for Bryan Mbeumo and they see a man with long hair and white beard.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United reach agreement with Brentford to sign Bryan Mbeumo. Deal between clubs struck at £65m guaranteed + up to £6m add-ons. 4 instalments. 26yo forward only wanted #MUFC & move from #BrentfordFC now being finalised @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64998…
"Manchester United have officially agreed to sign Bryan Mbeumo" Visa:
Man United after hearing that Newcastle are interested in Yoane Wissa.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United make improved bid to sign Bryan Mbeumo from Brentford. New offer for 26yo forward worth £65m fixed + £5m add-ons. #MUFC awaiting #BrentfordFC response as they work to close deal for Cameroon int’l & top target @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64569…
I just know that Man United fans in another timeline enjoying being bought by Qatar.
Other clubs are signing players while my club is posting lawn tractor content.
Getting set for week two 📶