Miscounted Cash Flow

There’s no heat check like seeing your intern stuck on something, swooping in to help assuming it’s something super easy and then being completely stumped by it the problem

I’ve reached the stage where seniors are happy sending out the results of my models without really reviewing them at all and I will not lie it is stressful asl I miss just making wording changes sometimes

It’s so nice having an ongoing task that no one else works on, easiest excuse to get out of anything fr

Lazy AI users ruining HR peoples’ days

Me and the boys were sitting around at afters naming investment banks like you do with retired athletes

Recreating the NATO phonetic alphabet but every letter is an investment bank

*consoling my friend who just got dumped* Yeah this is sort of the Deutsche Bank of situations to find yourself in dude

Frtiz’s coach has Bryan Johnson vibes

Sliding into a girls dms by replying to her story saying she looks great and learning that the picture is of her friend

“Are we sure about these numbers?” “Yeah on Jah they’re right” “Great send it out”

In summary, in light of the inability to add a new name to the ballot and the low probability of success of a write-in campaign, the only candidates with a credible chance to beat @ZohranKMamdani are Cuomo and Adams. I met yesterday with @NYCMayor Eric Adams and @andrewcuomo to…

Fognini going toe to toe with alcaraz with a blue owl sponsorship, the golden age is alive and well

1. Get asked a question 2. reply to the question 3. It turns out that the person who asked me the question asked it wrong and due to this they didn’t get the answer that they wanted 4. I somehow wind up at fault for this

Going for a coffee with an intern I recommended against progressing when I interviewed him and he’s actually quite a chiller and now I feel like the bad guy

Babe would you like to come around and watch me swear at my computer and type really heavily in frustration it could be fun :~)

My mouth is ordering rounds that my hands can’t carry