Alhaji Red Pen ❗️

Our support is for competent candidates regardless of their party, it has always been so. I support Zulum of APC. I support Dauda of PDP. I support Abba of NNPP. I admire Elrufa’i of SDP. No body will gaslight me, no body will guilt trip me, it is what it is.

GOOD NEWS: Notorious bandit leader Dan Dari Biyar was killed by troops in Sabon Birni, Sokoto State while attempting to collect ransom. He led deadly raids across multiple communities. He got his name for saying he preferred ₦500 to a local man's life. @___Bils @woye1 @DrZSB

How long will the relationship between former archenemies last before they return to the battlefield?

This is the video 👇👇 The boy tried to sign out on this girl Hijab and she gave him a nice slap 🔥

BREAKING NEWS: House of Reps threaten arrest of CBN gov over N5.2 trillion unremitted funds

Time zones are so weird. In Australia it’s evening, for Nigeria it’s morning and for Ronaldo fans it's still 2022

Adjusting estimate to 350 lbs (159 kg) at 5'10", ~45% body fat (72 kg total fat). Ideal fat ~11 kg, excess ~61 kg. Calories: 61 kg × 7,700 kcal/kg = 469,700 kcal. Minimum survival intake ~1,500 kcal/day/person. Could feed ~313 starving people for 1 day (or 1 person for 313…

This guy is clearly fatter than 300lbs but… How many starving people could he feed with his excess fat?

Based on the image, I estimate Rep. Fine at 5'10" (178 cm) and 300 lbs (136 kg), with ~40% body fat (54 kg total fat). Ideal fat ~14 kg, so extra fat ~40 kg. Calories: 40 kg × 7,700 kcal/kg = 308,000 kcal. Equivalent rocket fuel (RP-1, ~10,277 kcal/kg): ~30 kg. Using Tomahawk…

Wow @grok estimate the amount of extra body fat he has, then calculate that into calories and translate that into rocket fuel. How far could a rocket fly with that fuel horizontally, and how many times could you fly from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem with it?

What Kwankwaso stated about the condition of the Northern part of Nigeria was truly right. Up till now none of the APC stakeholders had any short briefings about our current condition in the north, only some few high ranking politicians from the south. Thank you Jagora.🙏🏾✊🏾🔴

ALERT: Yesterday evening, bandits returned Unguwar Dan Marka, Faskari LGA, Katsina State, injuring several, abducting many & setting houses ablaze. This comes less than 24hrs after a deadly assault that killed several, including vigilante head Ashiru Laya. @AbdulGidadoo @___Bils

Bari mu fada muku da hausa,gwari gwari,tunda kamar turancin ba ganewa kuke ba,cewa da kai da ke da kuka yarda da Dan lobel cewa, Acresal aikin Gwamnatin Kano ce,to Mahaukata ne ku,daqiqai kuma jahilai. Wannan dalilin yasa ban shiga "Defence" ba tun jiya,saboda in ka biyewa…

is it ?? 😭

Humble brag…They won’t believe a little girl from Kenya built the orchestration engine for this, but I did!

These houses are for sale. The government is building them to make money not for the masses. Context is very important.

I would think he’s Muslim and then move on with my life

Tinubu has stripped federal MDAs off their relative autonomy, they can no longer pay contractors directly, everything is now centralised in the accountant general's office, causing unnecessary chaos as over 20 thousand contractors await payment with no hope on sight.

I am currently a consultant with two World Bank sponsored projects in two different states. Projects that are structured exactly identical to the ACReSAL Project in Kano which Dan Bello is now accusing of corruption. And I can tell you from direct experience that World Bank…

The Kano State Commissioner for Transport,Ibrahim Namadi, has withdrawn his suretyship for the individual in question, effective immediately. This decision is in line with the Commissioner's commitment to upholding the highest standards of integrity and public service. The…