Mike Zakarian
@MikeZakarian
The Definitive NBA Comedian. Host of the NBA BIT + Celtics Daily
The NBA BIT retuns this afternoon LIVE at 3pm et. New look Clips, Dame Time, and Summer League
Getting some drafts in
Jumping on @WatchPlayback for some @UnderdogNBA Double Dribble drafts! Roll through! CC: @MikeZakarian
Respect the Red Sox for not only NOT paying their players but also not paying their concession employees
BREAKING: Concession workers at Fenway are on strike. This is the first walkout in the 113 year history of the Boston Red Sox’s stadium. These essential workers will be on strike as the World Series champion Dodgers come to town this weekend.
"You shouldn't be punished for drafting well." - CJ McCollum on the new CBA (🎥 @OldManAndThree )
"You shouldn't be punished for drafting well." - CJ McCollum on the new CBA (🎥 @OldManAndThree )
My hope for Boston is that Walsh, Baylor, and Hugo all play 30+ mins per game. JB and White play 50 games. And AJ from Brock Vegas is suiting up for the Celtics in 26-27
Ben Simmons is heavily favored to join the Boston Celtics, per @BetUS_NBA
Wemby>>>>>>
wemby RTd a video saying put karl malone in jail holy fuck the #wembygoatagenda just skyrocketed
Luke Ridnour was an NBA Live bucket
My favorite sports video game thing ever is when someone is completely detached from their real-life counterpart. Like Jeremy Lamb in 2K14 was absolutely unstoppable for no reason. Pat White in NCAA 09. Even Wemby in 2K24 is a totally cartoon character in that game.
Just saw a Nenê Hilário jersey in the wild. Needed to tell someone.
Shot so poorly last week we changed the facial hair. 3-7 from deep and a sprained wrist!
They say shooters SHOOT! And we did that tonight going 2-16 from 3!
What a tweet
Ben Simmons’ pending decision is reportedly holding up the market for Russell Westbrook, per @JakeLFischer (h/t @Fullcourtpass )
Elite bigs
Back live in the Double Dribble drafting lab this afternoon at 2pm. Come hang
Gambo tomorrow: Khaman Maluach set to be primary Suns ball handler
Something weird about gloating about a pedophile who beat you in TWO elections.
In every photo Desmond Bane's arms look like they were created by AI
Elite work this week with Desmond Bane from the Orlando Magic! @DBane0625 @OrlandoMagic 🏀📈
This was a lot of fun. Go check out @NarrativesPer75 and give @mobanks10 a follow
Many thanks to @MikeZakarian for hanging out on the Narratives Per Possession podcast today! ICYMI watch the ep now on our YouTube channel! Like/Subscribe/Comment! youtube.com/live/oT90bn3F8…
I hope the golden state warriors never sign anyone. It’s honestly, hilarious