Who The Fuck Is Mike Vanderbilt?
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Hairdresser
I don’t know what’s in the air—maybe it’s a sense of my own mortality turning 45, maybe because it’s Friday—but I’m in a very forgiving mood today. If you ever wanted to Sam Beckett things with me (“make right what once went wrong”), today might be the day to do it.
It’s notable, that for all the hand wringing by parents groups over heavy metal that Ozzy Osborne’s legacy is relatively squeaky clean: a fun, funny dude, charitable, and a good dad who’s biggest “scandal” is being an adventurous eater.
Let’s freshen Shannon up with a color and cut!
Before I was a hairdresser, I got my accounting degree at Robert Morris University. I workex in the industry for a spell, but my “that’s close enough” attitude was never gonna fly. Today, one of my favorite classmates dropped in for a haircut! It was great catching up.

When a middle aged white man at the bar wants to show you a “funny video” on his phone.

Wednesdays! I’ve got lots of great specials and room on the schedule! Slip into my DMs to book!

Ok but did anyone TUNE IN to Colbert tonight…
It’s a long story but #NeverForget that David Dastmalchian helped make me vomit on the red carpet at Fantasia International Film Festival. Photos by King-Wei Chu.


Then again, I’ve never really laid claim to punk rock, I’ve always been more new wave.
Tending bar for @TitosVodka at @lollapalooza was always a fun weekend!
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾♥️♥️♥️
Hosting a screening of THE ASTROLOGER (1975) at Brooklyn’s @nitehawkcinema in 2018. I love that there are still cult movies that you gotta put in the work to see, but if you don’t screen, the people can’t see it. Only dorks who think they’re cool gatekeep.
Too hilarious! Also makes me miss Pujamin, who gave me my one and only taste of Malort at #thelastdrivein jamboree last year
Happy Anniversary, JAWS!