Mike Reiss
@MikeReissWriter
Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.
Coming April 1! NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING! A weekly travel Substack. Subscribe now! reissm.substack.com/p/now-ive-seen…

Hulk Hogan,dead at 71. He should have worked out more.
I knew Trump would be bad. I just didn’t think he’d be so bad at being bad.
In today's Substack, we go inside NORTH KOREA! This is the trip nobody's taken! Read it & SUBSCRIBE! reissm.substack.com/p/north-korea-…

Uh oh. They found the Epstein client list and it’s printed on Mar-a-lago stationery .
The worst part of having your life destroyed at a Coldplay concert is sitting through a Coldplay concert.
Colbert nailed every single line on @TheSimpsons on his first take. I told him no one had done that since Phil Hartman.
I put some soup in the fridge. A film formed on top and Pedro Pascal starred in it.
EPSTEIN LIST REVEALED Trump Donald Trump Donald J Trump DJ Trump DJ "Jazzy" Trump Mr. Pmurt
Join me on Substack for my most dangerous adventure yet: HOW I GOT INTO NORTH KOREA! reissm.substack.com/p/how-i-got-in…
