Mike Morrison 🦬
@MikeKMorrison
⳩ | Digital Marketer | @Rockies superfan | @Hillsdale grad | Lutheran Khanate 🦬 | Bad takes are all mine.
Your 2025 BACK TO BACK Alexandria church league softball champions! We came back down a bunch to walk it off and take home the glory!
There isn't a giant vending machine of souls in the sky dropping you into bodies. You aren't an accident. You couldn't have been born anywhere else. You're the product of a man and a woman. You're an embodied soul, made in the image of God, and you should care for your…
Comedian and author Tony Hawks explains why he isn't leaving his son anything in his will.
“America is an aerospace republic.” Never have words so true yet so underappreciated been uttered.
No. The short sleeve shirt and tie put a man on the moon and is found in most every airliner cockpit. America is an aerospace republic - and here we respect the short sleeve shirt and tie.
Moon should be a state
I saw someone on this website refer to America as an 'Aerospace Republic' and I'm very inclined to agree
Got my vacation run in, then did my Bible reading on a park bench listening to ducks quacking on the water. Pretty solid start to the day.
No. We literally know that early peanut exposure prevents peanut allergies. RFK is out here literally advocating for parents to create more peanut-allergic kids.
Mercury is out . Will Aluminum be next? Secretary Kennedy just gave a masterclass at the National Governors meeting. It all started when Governor Polis confidently asserted that peanut allergies are caused by children not having enough peanuts in their formative years.…
Blessed to worship with the saints of St John's today. We got married here more than 10 years ago. Bringing our kids to visit is a joy.
The flyovers will continue in spite of the cat ladies
The final days of a Seattle cat were spent in "terror" due to Blue Angels fighter pilots, before squadron leaders blocked the feline's human mother on social media in an act of "cowardly censorship," she says in a lawsuit. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/s…
Laughing at themselves was the right move, because humor does four crucial things: 1) Connect with a new audience Even for people who don’t care about Apache Airflow®, being in on the joke together forms a connection with Astronomer 2) Defuse tension By joining the ridicule,…
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
If you want a truly inspiring story of service and the journey to become an American - take a minute to watch Edrys’ story. Even those of us who fight for American ideals every day can benefit from a gut check for gratitude - it is truly a blessing to be an American citizen.…
Meet @CubanMissile4k. He fled communist Cuba to experience a dream only America offers. He then enlisted in the Navy to defend that dream. After he took off the uniform, Edrys joined the CVA family to continue serving as a civilian leader. Learn more about his story. 🎥
My buddies and I walked out of Napoleon Dynamite. Possibly the only teenagers in the country that didn't like the movie.
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My toddler, when I follow through on the timeout I've threatened them with 5 times already
Nolan Arenado can’t let go of 2018 — Rockies fans shouldn’t either denversports.com/mlb/colorado-r…
RyMac forever
Ryan McMahon with a McMASSIVE walk-off three-run home run to beat the Dodgers 3-2. Rockies are 1.5 games back of first place. The only reason RyMac was playing tonight is because Nolan Arenado is hurt. (Radio Call)
Good for Rox depending on the return. Good for Yankees to get a legit 3B. And pumped for McMahon, showcase his skills, he will be a great addition to that team. Ryan was an absolute pleasure to cover and watch grow. From his debut to being a wonderful husband and father. Love it.
The New York Yankees are acquiring third baseman Ryan McMahon in a trade with the Colorado Rockies, sources confirm to ESPN.