Mike Dizzll

I think all the gym bros need to rewatch Pumping Iron and start discussing cumming in the gym again.

The year is 2100- Men and women are equal. UBI makes life possible without relationships. Money is near meaningless, relationships an oddity. Men and women have cyber bionic partners, custom tailored to their psychological desires. Babies are produced like ordering a new car…

Firearm safety rule #1: Treat every firearm like it's a Sig Sauer P320.

I tried writing my name for the first time in 20 years. Im working on it. Lol #Neuralink

The Materialists is a good movie. It really illustrates the current issues with dating and relationships. Chick flick, so watch it as a couple to give fair warning to the other lol. Watch it with a date so you both understand what you’re up against. Solid 7.5/10

Set my Trip the day I bought the car. Compared to my Accord and ZR2 truck. Where’s the savings again? Also doesn’t include the 12 hours a month driving to Superchargers.

Superman 4, the quest for peace is the best Superman movie made. Henry Cavill was the best Superman. Yes better than Chris Reeves. You will never surpass Superman 4 or Cavill in each capacity. Retire it.

Best club song of all time and NOT CLOSE- BLOW THE WHISTLE Shit is like Neuralink for hoes. They on the pied piper.

This Tea thing is wild. Not just the justice of them all being exposed. What’s crazy is 90% of these women I’ve seen in the leak are disgusting. So dudes are secretly banging these hogs and were about to be put on blast for it. Desperate times called for desperate measures.…

Man these women with the Tea leaks have the sloppiest security habits. The only man alive with worse COMSEC is Pete Hegseth.

If you had to attend an event where you shoot automatic weapons, followed by heavy drinking, Followed by joke telling, who’s the five X accounts you’re bringing? Mine are: 1. @mchooyah 2. @AmiriKing 3. @AngelaBelcamino 4. @GarandThumb1 5. @MrBeast

Chapelle news coverage of the first day of Reparations. 🤣🤣🤣 Damn, we need real comedy back.

Trump’s going to pardon Ghislaine so she corroborates that he did nothing wrong. Calling it now.

What’s funny is I bet Trump ends up realeasing an Epstein list and it won’t show shit. So the left will demand something else or switch to not caring about the list. TDS

How come Pedro Pascal never gets anxiety around Bella Ramsey?

YOU DID IT! Gratz to feminism and liberals for achieving their goals.

Man same accounts saying Hulk Hogan was trash, think George Floyd was a role model. Weird.

I’m seriously wondering what’s going to happen in social media and politics after Trump is gone. I’ve been around since Carter and never in my life seen such mental illness and focus on a President. There’s been better and worse Presidents, bigger scandals, etc. But for some…