Jay Johnson

What's worse, physical pain or emotional pain?

Happy Monday. Let's get this week started!

It's Monday tomorrow, but today we laugh at a new dad joke X corner I drew a picture of a single butt cheek Everyone said it looked half-assed What do you call a person with a sexual attraction to bicycles? A pedal-phile I got a pet newt, and I named him Tiny Because he's my…

What from your childhood would you like to see come back?

Welcome to a new week! Happy Sunday, folks

Any takers, ladies?

Your whore family loves you too, dear

Of course not. He doesn't have thumbs, duh

Nicely done 😆

That explains it

No, bruh, it's small

It's true

Huh?

Dude had one job, damn

So you can make a hoe into a housewife

If you insist

You gotta love Texas

No problem, my kids know how to duck

How much to leave her where the hell she is?

Exactly!