Micci
@Micci_Doo
I am ‘shampooing’ right now, do you know what this means? do you understand how important this is
I expect every man to tell me, in detail, all the ways in which I’m superior to every woman he’s ever met
want to be a dumb bimbo, smacking my thick shiny lipgloss, “aha whuuuuut, you’e soo weiiiiird” not a thought in my head, not a care in the world
men are just food, juicy meaty steaks to consume for nourishment, nothing more
nooo babe I do not have a foot fetish I slipped and fell and all of those delicious piggies just ended up in my mouth
getting a bumper sticker that says ‘I believe in corporal punishment’ to put next to the ‘baby on board’ one
mean girls are painfully insecure. I just want to tickle them, hand them a little daisy “it doesn’t have to be this way” quick peck on the cheek then skip off into the sunset
whitepilled about my recent art projects, so much beauty, so many possibilities, God is good, I love you
“here lies Micci forever in our hearts so clever and so slutty a devoted titcow mother of 6 a loyal slampig wife gone but never ever ever forgotten”
“this is my first time” he confessed “me too” I said while handcuffing his wrists to the bed and tearing his underwear off with my teeth
