MetaLawMan
@MetaLawMan
UVa | Bitcoin, crypto, AI, burpees + 2A. Not legal or financial advice. I am A lawyer--just not YOUR lawyer.
Wild & Wonderful Wyoming! Just returned from a week hiking in the Teton mountains, rafting down the Snake River and biking through Yellowstone National Park. What a magnificent country we have here! 🙏🇺🇸

Jay Clayton’s AUSA’s at the SDNY are threatening to CRIMINALLY PROSECUTE people who invested money in the development of some crypto privacy software. @SenWarren must be loving this. Hard to believe Crypto Czar @DavidSacks & the Trump Administration are on board with this.👇
Dragonfly invested into PepperSec, Inc., the developers of Tornado Cash, in August of 2020. We made this investment because we believe in the importance of open-source privacy-preserving technology. Prior to our investment, we obtained an outside legal opinion that confirmed that…
Queen Elizabeth II (RIP) must really be kicking herself for stripping those royal titles from her son Prince Andrew . . . Now that we know that only Jeffrey Epstein, AND NOBODY ELSE!, had anything at all to do with Epstein’s massive, international human-trafficking operation.
Good Saturday morning everyone! It is hotter than Hell here in Virginia today. Well, not literally. I assume Hell is actually somewhat hotter. But don’t get me started on the humidity.
President @realDonaldTrump has said repeatedly that he wants to make the USA “the Crypto Capital of the World!” Apparently, Jay Clayton at the SDNY is not on board. The prosecution of Roman Storm @rstormsf is a travesty that just keeps getting worse. 👇
It is bad enough that a SDNY AUSA elicited false testimony that any victim funds made their way to @coinbase. Now they've disclosed in open court that they are considering charges against a third-party investor? I sat on a federal bench--this is beyond the pale and needs to be…
The President just said he’s bringing Bill Pulte @pulte with him on the visit to the Fed HQ! This is so much fun. 😂 👇
Jerome Powell must resign.
Why do Senators and Congressmen Need more Recesses Than 6 year olds in first grade?
Which is more challenging? A. Holding on through a nasty, prolonged bear market. Or B. Not selling when your investment blows through its ATH?
Remember that time Gary Gensler made a decision at the SEC based purely on the merits and not because of political considerations? Me either.
In case anyone needs a reminder
This. WATCH the video. 👇
HOW CORRUPT IS OUR GOVERNMENT & THOSE IN IT? Jeffrey Epstein operated the single largest child sex-trafficking operation in American history. Bar none. Period. And we can’t get ANY of our elected leaders to give a flying fuck about child rape. WILL THE SENATE BANKING…
Hey @Jim_Jordan, @RepJamesComer and @LeaderJohnThune, the ball is in your court now. If you do nothing, you are complicit in the Epstein coverup. It really is that simple.👇
Well at least we know the Republican controlled House & Senate will issue subpoenas pronto to get the EPSTEIN FILES and release them to the public. Right? I mean, since the DOJ says it won’t prosecute ANYBODY involved in that massive human trafficking operation, surely . . .
Well at least we know the Republican controlled House & Senate will issue subpoenas pronto to get the EPSTEIN FILES and release them to the public. Right? I mean, since the DOJ says it won’t prosecute ANYBODY involved in that massive human trafficking operation, surely . . .
🇺🇸 HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY USA! Me & Mrs. MetaLawMan celebrating the holiday with a hike on Ragged Mountain. Charlottesville, Virginia. God’s Country.

About 5 years ago, @CaitlinLong_ told me that—once Wall Street got its hands on this asset—we would see “hyper financialization of Bitcoin.” Caitlin was right. Again. 👇
Many are asking—why invest in bitcoin treasury cos. when you can just buy the bitcoin yourself? So, I found this funny.👇 Yesterday, I received a pitch from a hedge fund that will invest in bitcoin treasury companies. In other words, they offered me the opportunity to pay a…