Mel
@Mel_Givesum
With a sweeping clothesline knocking one or two off balance. I reach for the third’s head and begin to squeeze it like an orange while the other combatants try and regroup.
You see these ladies in a night club, how do you open?
Please sign me and @GooningOnRumble's petition to #FreeGhislaineMaxwell
The guy who hired the people who are protecting high profile child abusers on Epstein's island is telling you this man has no integrity. Good luck trying to primary him now.
She should have taken her shoes off before passing out. Everyone knows this.
James Harden sued for negligence after his security guards allegedly failed to intervene while his nephew allegedly assaulted an unconscious woman at Harden's mansion
Trump is truly a Jewish slave and a traitor to the U.S. And he will be remembered as such. Unbelievable.
How much was it you god damn monster?
Hitting up Coinstar in an hour. Closest guess gets an aggressive phone call to any of their enemies/coworkers. Pretty sure it’s all pennies.
Source: The Hill search.app/cy2j1 They don't have constitutional protection.
Getting coffee at Dutch Bros. The women look like they should work at Starbucks but are talking deep conspiracy theories
There's funny people who say edgy stuff in the confines of funny and then there's people that say edgy stuff and think they're funny. Everyone at @TowerGangPod falls under the latter. We get it, you say no no words. Now actually learn to be funny.
POV: I'm explaining the ritualism of gang signs (as a white man)
POV: I’m explaining my favorite paradoxes in Hegel
Penis. It's a penis.
Trump STRIKES AGAIN!! State Department says it's officially shutting down USAID. There goes the deep states favorite secret piggy bank!
The only people I actively see defending the Ashley/Elon baby thing have been retweeted by Elon.
God. How the mighty have fallen. @RealAlexJones is shilling for butt sex.

I love how @bigjayoakerson goes full Linda Blair doing old black man voice