meg man

Hiiiii I’m selling 11x14 glossy prints of my drawings for 40 dollars including delivery (45 if you live really far) sorry the price is so high im broke AF and delivery is a bitch dm me if you’re interested!

Carrie Bradshaw is so fucking stupid

Non sexual guys: ET , pikachu, SpongeBob Sexual guys: Big from sex in the city, Adam from Girls,

Be Good - ET

Hey my friend just went on vacation and I’m watering his plants for the week. It’s not really a good time for me to be in a relationship

i want to see you. im in the barnyard.

Cheese and ham sandwiches in Lords are too thick ! So difficult to chew!

Hey. You are Loved.

Nerds. Jocks. Emos. “Popular” kids. And then, there’s me.

All the tuna and cigarettes in the world won’t save you

I have a client lunch with a labubu in 20 minutes

I Eat Tuna And Listen To Joni Mitchell And Wish I Had A Different Life

I have A cups which means I’m writing a book

Woke up sneezing uncontrollably and ate a chicken leg at sunrise

Cotidiano, c.1972 by Wima Martins

Erasers dont work on ur heart

I’ve stood here before. Haven’t I?

im dressed business celestial