Melissa
@MediocreMelissa
she/her • 1 TN notice ✨ baby hag 😈 everything I do is embarrassing
I feel like my middle finger should be more flexible at this point
I like to give myself alcohol poisoning every once in a while to spice things up
I will always laugh when I think of Aubrey Plaza accidentally photobombing Hugh Jackman
I know this has been said before, but there are so many aspects of hbo girls that was ahead of its time
I love when people are surprised by how many tattoos I have… like, yeah, I can be mysterious
Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school
well, it’s been about 24 hours since I lost my hearing aid and I fear I’m cooked.
Oh no! I impulsively revealed too much on my private Instagram story again 🫤
Send me something better than Aubrey Plaza and Kathryn Hahn kissing challenge
Someone zoomed in on a photo I put on my Instagram story and thought Aubrey was Zooey Deschanel 😭 girl that was Aubrey Plaza when she had bangs
no bc why did my mom think texting me that my sister is “resting peacefully” was an ok thing to say when she’s in the hospital…
back when we were still changin' for the better, wanting was enough, for me, it was enough