Max 🥰
@MaxMaaxMaaax
full-time comms guy, part-time game show lover / Hoosier transplant to DC / @kolincomposer = my boyfriend :) / tweets don’t represent my employer’s views
I make video essays on YouTube - check it out 😌 youtube.com/@max-explains?…
Always oscillating between “I wish I had the physical and dietary disciple to get abs” and “literally who the fuck would care either way” 😌😌😌❤️❤️❤️
why is politico defiling my favorite movie like this for a catchy title 😭
This is what half of young GOP staffers are like now
I’m about to find out tomorrow at AMC - I’ll be sure to let you all know
what the fuck is an eddington
Google is free. If you’re saying I voted for military funding, you are lying. Receipts attached. Drag me for my positions all you want, but lying about them doesn’t make you part of the “left.” If you believe neo-nazis are welcome and operating in good faith, you can have them!
every time I try to grow out a beard, I get to the awkward phase and I'm like "...this isn't fun and I look ugly" and I end up shaving it. I'm minutes away from reaching that point again right now 😭
you guys, i figured out who we should get to run Greece's economy
Why is everything some conspiracy or myth or some shit with you all? Can you just be fucking normal about something as simple as people wearing activewear? Does athletic clothing really have to be some thinkpiece tweet or some shit to you?
RFK Jr is single-handedly showing the nation that “activewear” is a myth. You can train, hike, run, cycle in normal clothing.
Got to celebrate my wonderful boyfriend @KolinComposer’s birthday today with friends via an escape room (we made it out!) and some wings 😌 Love you so much, baby! 🥳❤️
Max saw another movie he’s been meaning to watch for a while and finally got around to seeing
