Matt’s Idea Shop
@MattsIdeaShop
come for the good memes, stay for the bad ones.
In the song, Lauper proclaimed “girls just wanna have fun,” yet both girls and boys have historically enjoyed fun.
civilization would crumble if we didn’t.
Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?
For those of you looking for similar content while The View is on hiatus:
Joy Behar just announced that The View is going on hiatus
Sylvester Stallone Ryan Reynolds or Mandy Moore. Someone with same initials
Ozzy, then Hulk Hogan, who will be the third?? There are always three 😭 💔
Hunter Biden looks better at 55 on a steady diet of ketamine and blow than Bryan Johnson looks at 47 after micro-calibrating the air in the sleep room where he logs his boners
don’t you need memory to write a memoir?
🚨 NEW: President @JoeBiden has reportedly sold his presidential memoir to Hachette for a $10 million advance, per Wall Street Journal. Not bad for a guy they said was “finished.” Congrats, 46.
Hi, @Stripe. Are we still doing this de-banking thing? Was it something I said? If we say that men can’t be women, if we donate to pro-life charities, if we oppose two men buying eggs, renting wombs, and commoditizing babies… Does that come at the cost of de-banking?
I def will have Alzheimer’s
MIDNIGHT MARKERS: Scientists have uncovered a potential Alzheimer's warning sign — the inability to get deep or REM sleep could be an early marker for the disease. Chinese researchers say prolonged REM latency may serve as a "novel marker of risk factor" for Alzheimer’s and…
I cannot accept this theory.
Theory: there are no more theories.