🛌 Mattress Money 💸
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Mattress Money™️ The $SAFE for Solana 🪙
🚬 💨 did I start that fight? I can’t remember… face feels like a car crash knuckles look worse. 🚬 but through the blackout chaos I know one thing for sure 💨 my money’s still $SAFE in the mattress.

We are working out the details of tapping into price feeds from Chainlink. Chainlink will be the data source for using a price variable option when stashing cash 🪙 in the mattress money $safe.

Transparency Post: I am about to buy 10% of the Mattress Money ($SAFE) supply that will be ultimately locked into “the community mattress” smart contract. Over time there will the option for the community to vote for some distributions as rewards & other times a burn will be…
Mattress Money™️ Money ain’t the only thing you’ll be stuffing in the mattress tonight.

Mattress Money™️ is made by the meme community for the meme community 🪙 Whether you hold $pengu $popcat $sigma $oiia $y2k $grrr $gary or any solana meme, mattress money is here to help you store value, support your meme, and separate the believers from the traders & rotators.

Good night. Sleep tight. The safe is beneath your back tonight.

They took the buy button away. Congress is insider trading. Faith in the dollar is fading. So what's a freedom-loving patriot to do? Welcome to Mattress Money™️
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Your dreams, your family, your life, your adventures — Mattress Money™️

Mattress Money™️ Update: We are working to verify that the design approach of the smart contracts align with the current regulations. What is Mattress Money? It’s history, humor, a practical lesson in economic self-reliance, and a quiet evolution in how we store value.
