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Fish and Chips > A Relatively Recent Fascist Regime. #Lionesses

Right see you all in about an hour for when Kelly and Agyemang come on. #Lionesses

In the final coach before the train splits is honestly such a thrill.

Haven’t heard the Grand Central recorder announcement for ‘Sunderland’ in about eight years and forgot how great it makes me feel. It’s so jolly and not at the right pitch. Would like all sentences to end with it.

1,000 times funnier and more interesting than a successful backflip. He should be very proud.

Listened to this with a grim hangover on a Megabus. Nearly cried.

It's a very special Matchday. Nicky Featherstone gets his testimonial v @LUFC KO is at 3 pm, come and support a Pools legend. #HUFC

Just watched a guy dressed as hulk hogan find out he’s died in real time at the cricket. A real moment

poop brother HH

Figured this had to be posted for a reason. Disappointed by the result.

She would absolutely love a jet 2 holiday

Oi, @MuseeLouvre, make room

The bald man has absolutely lost his head. #Lionesses

The #Lionesses are the Real Madrid of the Lubabu generation?

I’m sure I don’t appreciate all the merits of the Kookaburra but the two days of #CountyChampionship I’ve seen with it this year have added up to 600/2.

Ridiculous when you consider how long it took India to bowl just one over at the end of Day 3. #ENGvIND

party rock is in the mouse tonighttt piece of cheese im gonna take a big biteee

Considering we constantly play with about three relatively useless players we don’t half win a lot. #ENGvIND

I scored an own goal at 7 a side doing exactly the same thing on Wednesday so can relate to Siraj. I however, for good reason, have never given it the biggun. Unlucky fella. Play that. #ENGvIND