masha

me: my life sucks, i want to kms claymation mary oliver who appears when i'm drunk: Oh, but the world is waiting for you. take action! make mistakes! me: you're trying to get me to kill miranda cosgrove's dog again aren't you claymation mary oliver: he's evil, my darling

goodbye, cool world 😎

a good idea in theory... 😹

I am starting a company that converts women into Gratitude Points ☺️ My mom volunteered to go first. She will smile until the doors slide shut. Once, between peekaboos, I swear I glimpsed the witch. There is a trembling animal behind my teeth too, Mama, wetting my goodnight kiss

CHRISTINE CHUBBUCK: hi Ru

GAY DETECTIVE: the body's still tea.. he can't be far

blood meridian the rusical, The Judge is kind of RBG and there's a scene where she raps about abortion while making wig glue out of lube and guano #WeanedTooEarly

i remember you, you're my punishment

mae ploy and the devil laughs!

rubbing his boner thru his jeans: in boy scouts they made me sleep in my own tent cause i was too gay fat south philly trade: i would have protected youse.

omg not her too 😭😭😭

sexualizing an act that produces babies is literal ped0 behavior

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Veteran kinkster here 👋 Quick reminder for the kids that "Safe, Sane, and Consensual" is NOT enough. That's why I use a different acronym: PHEW! P- painless/private H- hygienic E- easy W- would your grandma do it?