Calvin Applebottom
@MaroonKoolAid_
Former 12th Man | top 1% bettor on pikkit | 1x dox survivor | BAS victim | Aggies, Astros, Texans
dumbbells on my knees thinking about the night of November 30th
The most famous person to visit your profile is Johnny Manziel.
The most famous person to visit your profile is Johnny Manziel.
in a bit of a pickle, my bookie owes me over 4 grand, but my bookie is also a good friend
I miss when you could freely say fàggot and retard in this country
Doctor: You only have 4 minutes and 44 seconds left to live Me: Perfect
Jarvis, increase confidence by 110% and boot up asian accent diagnostics
I miss when my biggest problem was my pump hitting for 9
upside down Goodbull hat, is this the worst hat ever created?
throwing a quarter between a jewish man and a homeless guy
Oh look at me I’m Elly De La Cruz. I can throw 100 mph across the diamond. I’m the fastest player in the league. I’m dating an absolute smokeshow even though there’s a language barrier. Fuck you.
Can the Jews explain to me why they are making it rain everyday between 2-4pm for the past month