Fart Corvelay
@Mark_Cam_3
I’m stupid pretty
unsold pride month merchandise, soon to be exported to a developing nation
If I was a cop and pulled someone over and they weren’t following my orders, I wouldn’t beat them up or call for backup. I’d just say, “Today’s your lucky day, get outta here” and go back to my car and listen to a funny podcast and eat snacks
Can’t believe I got fired for taking a little nap at work. Its not like anyone at the pool drowned
The Godfather woulda been better with some motorcycle chases
nothing funnier than George trying to find out from his mom if his grandmother had big tits
my wife thinks I’m going through a midlife crisis. I just think bajas are cool and why shouldn’t i buy one in every color and kick around the ol hacky sack once in a while?
If i was Dr Frankenstien i woulda been like “i think i’ve created a monster”
did not feel good today. But while I was wandering around during my lunch break I did find a $1 bill on the ground. What should I spend it on?
went to a dairy farm that sold ice cream. Next to the picnic tables was a fenced in area with a bull and a cow. Smelled like shit. Families, music. Then “Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen started playing and the bull went over to fuck the cow. I got the hell out of there