Mark Asch
@MarkAschParody
if i can’t change your mind then no one will.
i’m just a boy, standing athwart history, asking it to stop
This is getting close to the logic of holocaust deniers who often point to the existence of survivors, escapees, the existence of Jewish partisans, the sporadic use of Jewish labor, and the fact that not all camps were used for extermination to cast doubt on genocidal intent
At Filmmaker, we profile four exciting new independent film distributors: Cartuna x Dweck, @muscledistro, Willa and @watermelon_pics. filmmakermagazine.com/131013-profile…
Nothing is true, everything is permitted
First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’ In theaters Summer 2026.
now that Eddington is out in the world: the very funny sight gag in the climax which amounts to “this gunfight is taking place on stolen land” is both an echt-2020 joke and also the entire thesis of the revisionist Western genre
EDDINGTON's a pandemic-era period piece that takes too long to transcend stenography, but the revisionist-Western back half has multiple good land acknowledgement jokes
really funny running gag at this year’s Tour de France where after every stage the UK media tees up Oscar Onley to talk about how well he’s doing and every time he looks up with the hollow gaze of a hostage, takes the biggest breath of all time and says “i am in so much pain”
ok listening to the new Alex G and i like that hootenanny mandolin in the otherwise bedroomy and disassociated “Afterlife” like trying to do The Band on a laptop. The GarageBand
New Yorkers! i recommend the Lithuanian film DROWNING DRY, which opens today: sort of a New Yorker story done in the foreboding master-shot Euro arthouse style, as i limn (limn?) for @ScreenSlate: screenslate.com/articles/drown…
This Saturday afternoon, I will be moderating a Q&A with Lance Bangs following a screening of his Pavement doc SLOW CENTURY, as well as rare and unreleased footage from his archives, at @Metrograph. It will be a killer time for all involved. Come through! metrograph.com/film/?vista_fi…
and then they realized they were no longer baha boys. They were baha men.
Adams Cuomo and Sliwa furiously raising their game every time their archrival lands a funny bit like Bill Murray and Chevy Chase on the set of Caddyshack
on this date in 1984, Fignon cracked Hinault on Alpe d'Huez, and, further south, just outside Nîmes, Saskia Wagter went missing from a service area on the A9
