Mamaleh Trump
@MamalehTrumpOG
@mamalehtrump.bsky.social – Donald's long lost, imaginary Yiddishe Bubbe! Blocked by Rudy Giuliani, Seb Gorka, Kari Lake & Dan Bongino! #Resist #FBR #VoteBlue!
The other day, I grew tired of Donaleh talking about his cankles, Ivankle & Tiffankle. So, I hightailed it out of Mar-a-Lago and decided to take a little spin in my B-52. There I am, tooling around the skies, when some nutcase in a Delta tries to cut me off. Damn male pilots.

The Jeffrey, Donaleh, Epstein Files stuff has me waxing nostalgic. The boys would be shtupping nubile teens while Ghislaine & I enjoyed Manischewitz & biscuits. She'd say, "Oh, Mamaleh, if u were 100 years younger, would I have a guy for u!" And we'd laugh & laugh. Good times.

I've studied the Jeffrey Epstein List in depth and I'm having this odd sense of deja vu... Blood Frogs Lice Flies Pestilence on Livestock Boils Hail Locusts Darkness and Sleeping with the Firstborn Girl between her Bat Mitzvah and High School Graduation.

I'm leaving for the grocery when I realize I forgot my Feen-A-Mint. So I ask Pam Bondi to hold my shopping list while I get it. Now I'm at the grocery, looking at the list Pam handed me, wondering which aisle has a "tawny high school girl" for Senator...oops, out of characters.

I have some serious reservations about the casting of the final film in the WICKED trilogy...

Dear Scotland, No givesies-backsies. Sincerely, (Sane) Americans independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
I canceled my daily newspaper subscription last year. But today, I'm seriously considering a subscription to my new favorite paper, Scotland's The National. @ScotNational #Shabbat #ShabbatShalom #DonaldTrump #Trump #Scotland #ScotlandAgainstTrump #TrumpPedoFiles #Epstein

There I was, enjoying a bagel & schmear with my CBFF (Convict Best Friend Forever) Ghislaine Maxwell, when in bursts "Deputy" Attorney General Todd Blanche. What, Shiksa Pam Bondi is too busy? And he didn't even bring a babka with a file in it. So rude. today.com/video/doj-meet…
Well, glue a jumbo cone to my forehead and call me a unicorn. In May, the Department of Justice told my dear, darling Donaleh that he is in The Epstein Files. Gee, you could knock me over with a pedophile. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
I wanted to share this candid, personal, touching Trump family photo. I'd like you to meet my darling Donaleh and his two beautiful and enchanting, if puffy, daughters, Ivankle and Tiffankle.

Holy crap. R.I.P., Malcolm-Jamal Warner. tmz.com/2025/07/21/mal…
I am getting sick and tired of everyone insisting my dear, darling Donaleh is in the Jeffrey Epstein Files. Donald Trump is not IN the Epstein Files. Donald Trump IS the Epstein Files.

All this talk about Donaleh and Jeffrey and the Epstein files (philes) has gotten so old and stale. I know, let's talk about those tangible, urgent, pressing, here-and-now issues like Obama, Hillary's emails, and Benghazi.

Many years ago, I learned something new every day. When I passed 80, I forgot something new every day. Now that I'm, what...120...130...I forget several things every day. Of course, I've always been an overachiever.

Since Jeffrey and Donaleh and their rancid rich buddies allegedly peddled in pedophilia, riddle me this... Wouldn't it make more sense to call the "Epstein Files" the "Epstein Philes"? forbes.com/sites/alisondu…
Kimberly Guilfoyle says she's more qualified than anyone to serve as US Ambassador to Greece. "I know the movie by heart! Danny, Sandy, Kenickie & Frenchie. Of course, I identify most closely with Rizzo. I can't wait to take a ride in the flying car!" tovima.com/politics/repor…
Oh, wow. Another musical icon has left us. R.I.P., Miss Connie Francis. #ConnieFrancis deadline.com/2025/07/connie…
I see Trump and Epstein are trending. Or is that is trending? Trump and Epstein, Trump and Epstein, Go together like a letch and pre-teen. Fact is, in a nutshell They'd have no girls without Ms. Maxwell.

In 2007, Mamaleh went into the US Post Office and asked for 2,000 of the new Forever stamps at 41 cents each. The clerk looked at me like I was some kind of nutcase. Sunday, 1st class stamps go up to 78 cents. Well, who's the nutcase now, Postal Clerk? Who's the nutcase now?

My dear Donaleh has been carefully scrutinizing the women's draw at #Wimbledon. He confided to me that if Amanda Anisimova wins, he will take full credit for an American victory. And if she loses, ICE agents will be waiting for her at the airport. #ShabbatShalom #Anisimova
