Malvolio'sYellowGarters
@MalvolioGarters
Riding hell's handcart in a world gone mad. Opinions mine, any hurt feelings are strictly yours.
Sadly the inspiring, heroic Thomas Willett blocked me when I dared to argue with him, so I can't congratulate him on his humility and bravery.
And by the way - I never thought I’d see ‘I’m no hero’ written unironically on X, and my husband will bear witness to the fact I nearly spat out a mouthful of Dirty Martini when I read it, you humble, modest, self-deprecating man, you.
OK, just moved a tonne of gravel from the driveway to the back garden. Will take my massage now...
I've been ambivalent about seeing Williams return to the top - they've made so many poor decisions over the years - but now @Carlossainz55 is driving for them after being treated so shabbily by Ferrari - Vamos Carlos!
So many great moments. Ta-ta Lewis.
Since Mercedes probably won't do it. Quote this tweet with the best Lewis Hamilton moments from his Mercedes career 💜 Let's relive it all.
I mean, we ALL wish that Ed. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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I'm nicking the Tactical Faint from #GBBO for when my Christmas gravy is lumpy. Just need to practise my brave "no, honestly, carry on eating without me, I'll be fine" as I knock the gravy boat to the floor.
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Fellow #RenewtheAcolyte friends make sure you grab this issue!
No, we deserved better. Disney's $185m deserved better. This should never have been green-lit. Let's hope the servers are wiped clean, erasing this monstrosity.
Fellow #RenewtheAcolyte friends make sure you grab this issue!
Pot, kettle. The man who played Scotty so woefully, so toe-curlingly embarrassingly badly in the dreadful CGI-heavy, story light, badly acted Star Trek reboots is incensed by the idea of a reboot of Shaun of the Dead ( i.e. anyone other than Simon Pegg being Shaun).
Well, I anticipated the UK would finish last, and I was wrong. But Olly did get nul points in the public vote, which was, frankly, generous. "What went wrong?" is asking, well: · Awful song · Terrible performance · An embarrassment of a staging. #Eurovision
"But" nothing. This "Mercedes Fan" - shows exactly what is wrong, what is toxic, and what is absolutely unacceptable. "Calling someone out" is a million miles away from the vile, disgusting abuse that came from CultLH after AD21, and the rabid hatred which they continue to spew.
I wouldn’t expect when he changed the results of a championship by ignoring a rule to get lovely, civilised comments. Death threats are never okay, but when you do something that he did, you deserve to be called out for it. Herbert didn’t make the decision on his own, Masi did
#FreeFatherTed
A few years ago I had an idea for a stage musical based on Father Ted, an idea I felt was equal to and respectful of the enduring affection many held for the residents of Craggy Island’s parochial house. The story touched on themes that seemed big enough for a West End stage.…
3 races, and a fourth where George was 3 places ahead of his teammate until Lewis's retirement - that's what "consistently" looks like. George isn't "doing amazing" - but he has 24 points to Lewis's 10, ergo Lewis is being outperformed by George.
A few years ago I had an idea for a stage musical based on Father Ted, an idea I felt was equal to and respectful of the enduring affection many held for the residents of Craggy Island’s parochial house. The story touched on themes that seemed big enough for a West End stage.…
This afternoon has been fun playing with obsessive 'Muricans screaming INDYCAR RULES!!. But nothing last forever, so it's time to block a few of the worst flag-shagging MAGAs who've entertained me. See y'all!
Tell me you don't know anything about F1 safety without saying you don't know anything about F1 safety. F1 has had a response Medical Car since 1979. Every track has on-site medical facilities. Every race has an emergency helicopter on standby for medical evac. 🫠
A few years ago I had an idea for a stage musical based on Father Ted, an idea I felt was equal to and respectful of the enduring affection many held for the residents of Craggy Island’s parochial house. The story touched on themes that seemed big enough for a West End stage.…
Sorry, Elon, your platform and all that, but can we all stop calling today's launch anything other than a failure? 55 years ago we went to the moon. Landed on it. Got back on a spaceship and came back to Earth. Elon's ship went up then went bang.