Masshole Mafia
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Call the cops, I've been trolled.
"The feds never shoot and miss" - Karen Read
This is what we know. Jessica M. (Leslie) Sutton has agreed to plead to one count of felony criminal contempt and gotten a really good deal, before she was ever even indicted. The media has widely reported this is in connection to the Karen Read case. According to Turtleboy,…
Yes, it is true. Today, I did indeed plead guilty to threatening to commit a crime, for comments I made during livestreams regarding 'mopping the floor' with Aidan Kearney as well as 'slapping him around.' I plead guilty because I did, in fact, say these things, and I want to…
In case there was any doubt, @maurahealey_ is making it her life's mission to completely tear down the criminal justice system until it is in absolute shambles. apnews.com/article/public…
Judge Hippler accepted his duty, with more than moderate displeasure. His firm and fair rulings set a tone that contributed to this plea deal. He wasn't bending over backwards for a killer, just because he was a high-profile defendant with a rabid, conspiracy-driven online…
A big fuck you to all the “creators” who made money going after the victims in the Kohberger case, Karen Read case, etc. I hope you all listened to the victim impact statements, & realize how utterly disgraceful you are. There’s a special place in hell for ppl like you!
This victim impact statement being read for the roommate in the Bryan Kohberger sentencing is so sad because she felt she needed to defend herself in her statement because of the horrible harassment she received from “true crime” creators. People should be ashamed of themselves.
This never happens. Ever. Would be something they did for a cooperating witness though.
Now Russia has been called into the @johnbaron1921 saga.
We investigated into that, Kate. You and your team are always throwing us curveballs. Enjoy the Russian bots I sent to yours лучший в игре
Update: the police are involved in the @johnbaron1921 saga, asshole. Larry, Jimmy and Jay are DONE
Are you? The police are involved asshole. We lied to Jimmy and he took that lie to Baron. Like idk larry’s name isn’t Jay you fucking moron
I have a confession to make. I don't know who @johnbaron1921 is. I lied, to make things more chaotic for all the people desperately trying to ID the account from their fake accounts, crying about fake accounts and spending an eye-watering amount of time trying to figure out…
Are you talking about when he was wiretapped and threatened, Jon? Is that what you're talking about when you say "off the record"? Because it was being recorded.
Big shoutout to Brian @letstalkliveytc who reminded the world that someone else once spoke to Lucky before the Canton Chronicle was even a twinkle in our satirical little eye. You're right he did talk to Lucky… off the record. Kinda like claiming you almost dated Taylor…
Or imagine if I said I would "kick the shit" out of someone's "pussy son". And that son happened to be a witness in a murder case.
Thanks so much for acknowledging your scary words. Scary words are very bad. Imagine if you’d called him a murderer over 100 times… or, say, stalked his kid’s lacrosse games… or if he was a witness and you showed up at his house with over 100 people and a parade demanding the…
Want to thank @johnbaron1921 for hooking me up this morning. Glad to close that chapter.
John Baron raped me in a department store changing room in 1992.
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It is fucking hilarious to me that they'll interview with this fucking clown rather than Turtleboy. 🤣🤣 All the criminal charges that guy picked up and they've chosen to ghost him and go with the idiot with the closet full of creepy costumes while he is stuck on the circuit with…
While everyone’s all riled up and lashing out at the messenger for exposing their heroes… we’ll be doing something a little more productive. This Wednesday at 6:30PM on Canton Chronicle, we sit down with none other than David Yannetti and Brian “Lucky” Loughran. Mark your…
I know who @johnbaron1921 is. It's someone deep with in the FKR camp. I respect them enough not to say who, but they've been very helpful to me for quite some time now and can be attributed to certain shifts that are just starting to be felt now. Happy Sunday
Great catch! He completely contradicts himself and is caught lying. Again. His words... "She never even told me that she had a friend on the grand jury." Then he immediately looks up, 'juror' and 'Jury' for the keywords to find her chat. He has never learned to take his own…
Reminder: The FBI never felt it necessary to take the Alberts, McCabes or even Proctors physical devices. But they did apparently take Jessica Leslie's friend's device. That was necessary for them.
I think Jessica Leslie's friend should come forward and explain: 1. Why her phone was seized. 2. What she and Turtleboy were discussing when they talked "millions of times" and why she reached out to him in the first place. Karen Read and the federal investigation are literally…