The Emperor Of Umlazi
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As a Black person, when you encounter a person mopping (especially a lady) in a building or supermarket and you NEED to pass there, there is a process: 1. You bow your head 2. You apologise sincerely 3. You become a ballerina.
We had a corner house with a large yard, running along the entire fence were different fruit trees. Wayevuka one morning uMah athi asiyogenca iyhlahla, then load them kwibhala siyozilahla kwiDumping site. Imagine doing multiple trips ngebhala eLokshin😭😭😭
"susa ukhula"😭
Sne, when I was 9, a new craze hit Durban townships. The craze was brick paving your yard. My mother was never the girl to be left behind and we got it. She used to make me remove the weeds in between the bricks with an old butter knife. THAT is the worst chore emhlabeni. 🤞🏾
On this day, 10 years ago, I spend a Sunday with friends. We had so fun and laughter. I took a selfie to capture that moment. 10 years later, I look back and they are gone. Life. 😔 Rest easy my friends. ❤️🕊️
Me too. And Kaya will play this song njalo 🤭🔥
This is easily my favourite amapiano song at the moment. What a jam! 🤌🏾
This is easily my favourite amapiano song at the moment. What a jam! 🤌🏾
I know this very well, your fingers will feel numb after this activity
Sne, when I was 9, a new craze hit Durban townships. The craze was brick paving your yard. My mother was never the girl to be left behind and we got it. She used to make me remove the weeds in between the bricks with an old butter knife. THAT is the worst chore emhlabeni. 🤞🏾
I thought I was the only one who went through this😭😭🤣🤣
Sne, when I was 9, a new craze hit Durban townships. The craze was brick paving your yard. My mother was never the girl to be left behind and we got it. She used to make me remove the weeds in between the bricks with an old butter knife. THAT is the worst chore emhlabeni. 🤞🏾
Ilento esasiyibiza nge "Scefe Job"
Sne, when I was 9, a new craze hit Durban townships. The craze was brick paving your yard. My mother was never the girl to be left behind and we got it. She used to make me remove the weeds in between the bricks with an old butter knife. THAT is the worst chore emhlabeni. 🤞🏾
Yesterday, on my walk, these gents were doing just that in makhelwane's yard. Ne ba boregile jwang!
Angazi mhlamphe it’s because I’ve seen the paving kini. Ncese, but you did a Stella job sir 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
Sne, when I was 9, a new craze hit Durban townships. The craze was brick paving your yard. My mother was never the girl to be left behind and we got it. She used to make me remove the weeds in between the bricks with an old butter knife. THAT is the worst chore emhlabeni. 🤞🏾
The worst chore emhlabeni is cleaning the shower