Winston Wolf

Men used to go to war. Build houses with their bare hands. Provide for a family of 8 by the time they were 23. Now they’re asking Grok for gay shit it can’t access and get excited over nonsense it makes up. “HEY COCK WHO VISITED MY PROFILE OMG IS THIS TRUE OMG” Gay.

You live, you learn.

I’ve lost sleep and sanity over this thought, it’s visited me in the shower too many times, and I need to get it off my chest. I think a prime Eden Hazard would work very well with our attackers as a false nine.

Kylian fried my brain bro what is this

Making Twitter Great Again 🦅

WE REALLY RENEWED FERLAND MENDY UNTIL 2028 WHEN HIS CONTRACT WAS SET TO EXPIRE *THIS* SUMMER

We need more signings, but we’re already at full capacity in terms of registered players. Alaba’s contract is difficult to terminate, we’ve tried. But why is Mendy still here, and why haven’t we even attempted to move him on? He’s arguably more of a surplus than Alaba.

🚨 The All India Football Federation has turned down Xavi’s application for the national team coach position, citing a lack of funds. [via Times of India]

If you play 5-a-side with your boys like 3 or 4 times a month, I promise you your life will be 10x better

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- Winston Wolf - MLGY23 - Jules Winnfield, PhD. - MADRIDOLOGY When you see or hear these names what comes to your mind?

I felt safe.