Mrs. Brassenstein
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Wife of Krian. All tweets parody/satire.
Late night TV hosts Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Seth Meyers and Jon Stewart all showed up to Stephen Colbert’s show tonight to show solidarity after CBS cancelled it.
Late night TV hosts Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Seth Meyers and Jon Stewart all showed up to Stephen Colbert’s show tonight to show solidarity after CBS cancelled it.
He's running
Hunter Biden goes on a profanity laced rant about illegals being deported: "People are really upset about illegal immigration? Fuck you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your fucking table? Who do you think washes your dishes?"
BREAKING - Trump diagnosed with vein issue after reporting swollen legs: White House insiderpaper.com/trump-diagnose…
BREAKING - Trump diagnosed with vein issue after reporting swollen legs: White House insiderpaper.com/trump-diagnose…
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump SHREDS those who are continuing to push for the release of the Epstein files “My PAST supporters have bought into this ‘bullsh*t’ hook, line, and sinker… Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats work, don’t even think about talking…
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump SHREDS those who are continuing to push for the release of the Epstein files “My PAST supporters have bought into this ‘bullsh*t’ hook, line, and sinker… Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats work, don’t even think about talking…
I am Siraj Hashmi. Here's how to look & act like a straight man.

"Elmo just saying that Pontius Pilate gave them a choice and they chose to free a murderer."

FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino weighs quitting over Trump admin handling of Jeffrey Epstein ‘client list’ trib.al/rXg58q4
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino weighs quitting over Trump admin handling of Jeffrey Epstein ‘client list’ trib.al/rXg58q4
These are Niño Nugs. They're specially cultivated in California by Guatemalan boys no older than 9. Very mellow. $500 an ounce.

His hands look like this so my hands can look like this


🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump will invoke presidential authority to fast-track U.S. weapons shipments to Ukraine.
🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump will invoke presidential authority to fast-track U.S. weapons shipments to Ukraine.
I always said Slava Ukraine
🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump will invoke presidential authority to fast-track U.S. weapons shipments to Ukraine.
Ketanji Brown Jackson's sole purpose on the Court is to make Sonia Sotomayor look smarter.
"I never did care about that Epstein stuff"
Trump: Are you still talking about Epstein?!? This guy has been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this creep? I can’t believe you’re asking a question about Epstein…
"That one. That guy right over there. That's the retard who voted for me thinking I was going to release your client list."