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yesss exactly. like if i’m committed, it means i actually care about what i’m doing. not everything is just a stepping stone for the next thing
idk how to flirt so i’ll just keep rage baiting you until you crash out
idk how to flirt so i’ll just keep rage baiting you until you crash out
Lololol he made a whole Zohran bootleg video and by the time it gets to the solution part, he says I can’t really do anything it’s a state issue. Lolololol
As mayor, I made subway safety a top priority. People feel safer, and ridership is high. I’m calling on the MTA to do something about this heat!
He’s gone🥀
Bouta do an open heart surgery to fix stick drift
When the plot is a game of cat and mouse between an obsessed police detective and a genius criminal
The fat jokes funny til 2am hit and you realize you have no bitches. I’m fat and married. You “skinny” and depressed. Eat some gumbo FN it’ll cheer you up. 🤝🏾
Off the hand alone I know you built like a burger
A man out riding with his horse witnesses the return of water after a long period of drought.
"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains
during a job interview, if the interviewer asks “would you consider leaving if you found a better opportunity elsewhere?” how would you respond?
i believe in being intentional with my choices. If i’ve committed to a role, it’s because i see potential. i’m not actively looking elsewhere. i’d rather build where i feel aligned
real ragebait is being nice, people hate when youre truly kind
real ragebait is being nice, people hate when youre truly kind
Chicago ppl get mad as fuck when you talk about their beach
never in my life thought I’d see the Dexter cast playing Mario Kart World with the Rizzler…
like what the fuck is this
TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before
My favourite Chinese brand is China Baowu Steel Group, the largest steel producer on earth 🥰
#Chinesebrands have captured the world's attention. 💗Tell us: What is your favorite？
wemby is into mao and is anti-karl malone. lebron parties with jeff bezos and doesn't finish books. i've seen enough. i know who my new goat is
not when this scene exists
i think this is the first genuinely profound use of taylor’s music we’ve seen in a tv show in the past few years
The Kid Laroi dressed up FaZe Adapt in a full suit and were confused when a random person pulled up with a Dr Pepper and handed it to them 😭🔥