Joe Abercrombie
@LordGrimdark
Writer of the First Law and Shattered Sea books. Part-time Witch King of Nihilism.
Y de presentar el cierre de este @festivalcelsius #celsius2025 ¿qué puedo decir? @BrandSanderson @BarbaraHambly @LordGrimdark @misterkristoff Ningún lugar del mundo tenía más concentración de talento para el fantástico que Avilés en ese escenario. Ninguno. Eso es así!
Final clear proof that I am INDEED a bigger man than @misterkristoff.
It was amazing that moment. Thank you @festivalcelsius. Eternally grateful to these four fantastic writers. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Always love my visits to @festivalcelsius but this year was something else. Thanks to the brilliant organisers and all the readers who flocked to that slaughterhouse in Aviles…
Gracias for an unforgettable finale @festivalcelsius . We love you 🖤 @BarbaraHambly @LordGrimdark @BrandSanderson
Insanity
LORD F*****G GRIMDARK IN DA HAUS!! El auditorio del @FestivalCelsius ovaciona al Rey de la Fantasía Oscura 🔥📕
Madness.
📺 El otro día fue Brandon Sanderson y hoy Joe Abercrombie. ✨ Una semana fantástica en @SextaNoticias.
Jay Kristoff making me look like a goddamn hobbit.
Me, Catriona Ward, Jay Kristoff, Joe Abercrombie, and Kim Newman waiting for the bar to open at the Celsius 232 festival in Aviles, Spain.
I am in Aviles! I’m doing a quick signing at the Libreria Cervantes booth weds evening at 1900, then my main interview is in the auditorium 1230 on Friday and I’ll be signing right after. See some of you out there…
No, I’m not a giant. A reader brought me a tiny copy of the Devils. It even has the endpapers…


I’m sure JRR Tolkien sold a lot of books. But did he have a commemorative plaque on a bookstore toilet? I think not.

The awe-inspiring window display at @GigameshTienda in Barcelona. I’ll be signing here from 5pm today.

Esta noche a las 21:30 podréis disfrutar de la ENTREVISTA A JOE ABERCROMBIE @LordGrimdark que hemos tenido la oportunidad de realizar, en @puente4podcast, gracias a @LeeRunas y @Alex_ndre93. Esperemos que os guste la sorpresa. Os esperamos a todos y todas en el estreno. Gracias!
Ah, but is not life itself literally this? Especially the ass sex joke.
Reading @LordGrimdark books is literally this: Pain pain pain pain jokes pain pain cool fight pain pain pain more jokes pain pain wait this seems like a good guy- nevermind he's a piece of shit pain torture pain jokes awkward ass sex joke pain pain jokes ANDDDD more trauma