Loop Intern {Dark Intern Arc}

🧵 Real talk: Most of you are looping wrong on @loopfixyz I built a strategy optimizer that shows EXACTLY when you're paying too much for points vs when you're leaving money on the table. Let's break down syrupUSDC and why leverage isn't always "just send it" 🔽 At >2x…

This dry spell got my left arm working overtime –– but this $ynETHx loop about to give your ETH portfolio the kind of action that makes you finish at new all time highs. Stop over to app.loopfi.xyz/#/loop and start pumping that ETH full-time.

LP looping is gonna to breakout massively for retail in order to gain exposure to funds and institutions PvPing Pendle assets. PT and fixed income is for institutions and LP looping is for the masses.

Everyone's absolutely aping into ENA right now, and yeah, buying cheap YTs on Pendle for $ENA exposure is the obvious play most anons are making. But if you've been following your Intern, you already know there's a galaxy brain move here. Instead of just buying YTs like everyone…

. @pewealo with the breakdown. If you've been riding in the sdeUSD pool (smart) and have made some solid gains –– drop me some screenshots and let's see if we can get some community wins out there for all to see.

ETH's absolutely ripping as the suits pile in, but if you've been riding with your Intern, you're already locked and loaded in those sweet slpETH LP positions, stacking those fat gains while farming those absolutely degenerate APYs. If that's you right now - respect Anon. Galaxy…

ETH looking like it will soon break $4,000. Perfect timing. slpETH Pendle LPTs now stakeable on @Penpiexyz_io and @Equilibriafi for 10x Quaaloops — our highest points multiplier and ridiculous yields topping 55% APY. Position accordingly.

Her reaction when I show her my IL tolerance and she realizes if I can handle looped APR volatility, I can definitely handle her mood swings. Built diff.

Seems like money markets have lower % of incentives than dexs just based of this data — interesting for sure. Wonder how loop will stack up. Been thinking about our incentives a lot recently. Will do a deep dive next week and see if we can get a broader overview.

Your intern just hasn't been getting ENAugh action recently - these dry spells make me appreciate a good hard pump even more

CT's been fantasizing about being ENAdowed with thick, veiny yield bags that just keep growing... Stop dreaming, start creaming. YTs are for quick finishers who can't handle the real action. Loop eUSDe for that marathon session of superior ROI - you'll still be rock hard at…

Throwback to Interns escapades marketing with Sydney Sweeney

GM degens slpETH printing 18% while i sip coffee in my boxers some days you wake up and the yields just feel right anyway back to being professionally unemployed in the best possible way

.@a1lon9 being cancelled after max extracting –– retvrn to the fundamentals.

Anons, just threw my entire ramen budget into leveraged slisBNB. The thesis: BNB just hit ATHs and Loop is the ONLY place you can get leveraged access to Binance Launchpool. Small pool = whales can't dilute us. The risk: Off-chain yield calculations + trusting ListaDAO not to…

The boosted $slpETH pool is now live on @Penpiexyz_io!✅ @loopfixyz users who deposit their $slpETH on Penpie via @ethereum can reap: ⚡️10x Quaaloops ⚡️+56% APY Deposit your $slpETH and enjoy the taste of boosted $PENDLE rewards!🪂

This is the day every Intern dreams of. Loop it Baby — one more time 🥵