Longhorn Sloth
@LonghornSloth
Atlantid irredentist: he follows the way of Minos, the way of the bull.
“He won the Sugar Bowl is what he did! He was a brave Longhorn quarterback. And in this house, Sam Ehlinger is an elite college QB— end of story.”
New man made horrors beyond comprehension
The BBL smell thing is so horrendous it’s unreal. It’s bordering on a public health emergency in Miami lol, world capital of booty fat necrosis 😭
Baylor’s Dave Aranda just gave one of the most bizarre answers to a question I think I’ve ever heard
What the hell
UTSA coach Jeff Traylor says his team gets some kind of superspiritual power with its connection to fans at the Alamodome. Said he just watched Avatar and it's a similar connection to the Na'vi and their home tree.
walking up to JSN with this as a white guy is fucking insane
Buddy went to Seahawks training camp today and got JSN to sign this. Might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
bold idea for college football: every game is a destination game. everyone travels to campus and we play games at home stadiums full of fans and alumni
〽️ » 🇩🇪 We are engaged in ongoing discussions to kick off the 2026 season on foreign soil, playing host to Western Michigan at Deutsche Bank Park in Frankfurt, Hesse, Germany, on Saturday, Aug. 29. This non-conference matchup would become the first game played by the Wolverines…
The presumption that anyone in public is not entitled to any amount of privacy must be re-examined. The price for leaving my home and ineracting with others cannot be consent to my being filmed. No.
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Ron DeSantis is saving Walt Disney World. I’m sorry I ever doubted the meatball.
🚨A Mexican TOURIST with a valid visa is now being held in the Everglades detention camp. The racist targeting of Latinos by the State of Florida is sending shockwaves internationally. Mexican tourists are the third largest group of international visitors to the Orlando area.
Former stripper alleges 17 year relationship with Texas State Representative Giovanni Capriglione that began when she was 19. Among the allegations is that staunchly pro-life Capriglione paid for multiple abortions. Capriglione said earlier this week that he would not be…
This is something. #txlege
Alex Grace, alleges she had a long-term affair with Republican State Representative Giovanni Capriglione (HD 98) beginning approximately in 2004. She said she decided to share her story publicly out of ethical concerns and a sense of personal obligation due to Capriglione’s…
CFB is getting regional middle-aged birthright vacation games. Ole Miss-Bama coming to Sicily soon.
NEWS: Michigan will open its 2026 season in Germany vs Western Michigan, @Brett_McMurphy reports🔥 on3.com/news/michigan-…
While the atomic bombs were wholly justified, I think we can all agree that FDR should never have waged economic warfare against Japan to instigate war in the pacific.
The first thing I'll do when we liberate Japan, is to turn all the deer in Nara into venison burgers. I'll wash it down with some fries with aloe sauce and a milkshake.
“Bro the Chili’s on 45th on Lamar is heaven! Tecovas is making boots out of booth leather!” I will make boots out of your family!
“NoPats” “Pax Armata” grow a backbone and give us world powers in a conventional conflict
Lock & load for the ultimate all-out war experience in #Battlefield6. Live gameplay stream hits July 31: youtube.com/live/c_BRbvYxg…
Checked the Sig mega thread and man, some people are really willing to die on this hill. I just don’t get it.