Andy Long
@LongAndy1001
Your 92Y. Opinions are my own. I say things both political sides agree / disagree with. I love all of you. President Whitmore is the man. Ron Swanson 2028
You are in her DMs I’m not because the internet is weird and it’s probably a dude.
You are in her DMs I'm in her walls and under her floor boards. We're not the same.
I’m likely in the minority here, but I think Pete Hegseth and his war on beards is solely because he can’t grow a proper one himself. Neither can my brother Chris (sorry bud).
0-1000 successful career guillotine attempts, Dustin, you’re the man. Enjoy retirement.
Really hope Dustin has a good last fight. He’s a fucking legend regardless.
I used to think it was normal breathing through one nostril all day everyday. My best friend @NickDeRuve showed me this and it’s changed my life. It’s a bunch of different oils + menthol.
I miss @Dave_Parke I know what he’s doing, but he made this place fun for me. 😂
I’m sorry, what?
Reporter: Do you have plans or are you considering firing Powell? What is your justification? Trump: I was surprised he was appointed— surprised frankly that Biden put him in and extended him. We’re not planning on doing anything
Don’t be scared to get outside. There’s more to life than arguing on X. Although, that is fun sometimes.
In other news…. I still can’t believe the Men in Black erased all our memories of Sinbads version of Shazam.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but blind loyalty isn’t loyalty. I don’t even have / like kids, but I’m all for protecting them and seeing those who harm them brought to justice.. Yet, I see parents just shrugging this off. That’s just wild to me.
I am kind of shocked no one has taken his phone privileges away. Also, to answer one of his questions… Democrats are absolutely on that list too…
🚨JUST IN🚨 President Trump attempts to shut down Epstein criticism by saying, "Let’s keep it that way, and not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about." He also goes on to say Pam Bondi is doing a "fantastic job."
This guy doesn’t know any law ever in the history of laws. Par is the course I guess. 🤷🏼♂️
Hasan wasn't going around waving his airsoft gun around. He was in his house, in his room, by himself.
If you’ve ever wondered what effects Zyn could have on you… Look at @TuckerCarlson and throw them away immediately if not sooner. They apparently make you stupid.
Just saw @TheoVon live tonight. If he comes to your town, I couldn’t recommend it enough. I laughed so hard I almost threw up twice.