Nomadic Soul

🚨🚨PRO X TIP!!!🚨🚨 If u want to know how to really have fun on X, go straight to my replies & check out some of the threads I get into with my frens on here. I have some of the best convos & interactions with some of the best folks here on X. You'd do well to follow them 👍

And WHAT???!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

And I thought I had bad luck 🥺😭😭

And women get upset about the joke... "Why don't you buy me flowers anymore? Man: You don't keep feeding a fish worms once you've already caught it." Some of y'all didn't even want the worm to begin with 😂🤣🤣

Sometimes opportunities just present themselves 😂🤣🤣

'Cause we're romantic and sh*t 😂🤣🤣

Here's one you cross off your list 😊🥰

When you're the smartest one in the room, but everyone else is paying attention to the clown 🤪😜🤡🙄

I don't care who you are...that's just funny 😂🤣🤣

Honorable death 💀😂🤣🤣

Wait for it 😂🤣🤣

I think I'd be too afraid of falling off during an org@sm 😂🤣🤣

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand 🤢😂🤣🤣

Wait...what??? 😬😱😱

Is this a Clawthon or a Cataconda? 😸😹😹

Or tell the truth. When I was younger, I once called in 'naked' to work. I told my mgr. 'I overslept and missed the last bus. I'm not sick, so I guess I'm calling in naked'. She laughed and I never got a write up the next day 😂🤣🤣

Cheers! 😎😂🤣🤣

Shut up and take my money 😂🤣🤣

KFC needs to chill the hell out 😂🤣🤣

I'll settle for nothing less 😊🥰🥰