Llama

@LlamaOnAHill

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self." -Hemingway.

Joined September 2011

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Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Jul 21, 2018

*Record scratch*Freeze frame* Yep... that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here.

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wint@dril · Dec 30

if i was a snapping turtle i would never let people put things in my mouth for an instagram reel . i would show a little more tact than most

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Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Jul 23

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Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Jun 29

Why did I plant my herb and veggie garden so far away?

Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Jun 23

Had the beach all to myself.

Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Jun 11

Bedroom designs. Option 1.

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Dark,Odd,Conspiracy@DarkOddCon · Apr 30

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Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Apr 20

I can't believe they launched katy perry into the sun. Rip.

Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Apr 15

I knew a guy who worked at an apiary, he said it was the bees knees.

IInk Blot@inkblotistan · Apr 15

some say gardeners know all the dirt

Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Apr 14

I used to think I could control ducks with my mind. It just turns out that me and ducks just have very similar ideas about what ducks should be doing.

Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Apr 9

Feed your monkeh

Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Mar 23

They crave the cob.

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犬@not__dog__ · Feb 25

Sent, on a mission: not a moment to squander. With great urgency...

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Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Feb 10

Hopefully this percentage keeps rising. 🤞

LLatest in space@latestinspace · Feb 10

NASA officials say the chances of asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting Earth in 2032 have risen from 1.9% to 2.3%

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Greg the Sorcerer@gregthesorcerer · Jan 31

The doordash delivery guy complained about tip I gave him so I trapped him within my crystal

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Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Dec 14

He really went 🙀

Llama@LlamaOnAHill · Dec 10

Teach a cat to fish